-
passenger seated next to you if they're totally hot. You can always apologize once pressure is restored. If engine failure occurs, "like" us via in-flight wifi while there's time.
-
Hickory, Dickory, Dock. Let's ask Trump to hold onto a gigantic sock. So that each he lies, we'll just add more manure inside. Until he trips on it trying to walk
-
OK, let’s go back in time and have some fun with Haiku writing! (5. 7, 5): OK? Here I go, Then u go! I went to Austin My client taught me to say, The phrase, “F*ck all, y’all!”
-
Only hitch in his plan was convincing his wife back home on Zelexa-5. For years she had built that home up from a hovel into a mansion fit for ...well,certainly a Level b
-
time had begun. His two toe-headed brothers, Lars and Sven flanked him on each side and heading up the rear was his warrior of a sister, Freya. (Five years old, blonde, ready for b
-
sidled up to me at the Mermaid Bar last night and tried a few lines on me, but I've heard all those lame aquatic pick-ups before. "Hey, I thought I smelled something fishy over her
-
there unique mix of acid jazz and deep bayou Zydeco...not too sure why they were tapped for this style of flick, but then again, in this kaleidoscope of a genre, it kind of made se
-
forest they always pontificate about in little girl lost fairy tales, (All designed as thinly veiled chastity parables, but I digress)....come to think of it, so was Adam and Eve
-
SLAP! That brisk yet necessary round-house to the face oughta do the ticket. Now where was I? Oh yes...cold,hot, typing, food...and I'm staring at the wall again...this isn't good
-
"Where?!" He said incredulously. "Well, in between the legs, of course!" God! We've been OVER this! No DOIKY! Where have you been? Didn't you even READ the manual? Wake up,
-
It could detect even the most skilled prevaricator at ten paces. Unfortunately, the one thing my secret power could not determine no matter what was what women really wanted in a m
-
banjo isolation. I mean, it's a tough sentence, but if Steve Martin can do it, I reckon I can." The judge grimaced in thought. "You jist tellin' me that cuz ya likes da banjo?" "No
-
pray tell shall i do? Why am I asking you lot? I don't even KNOW you! You could be psychopaths! Or kindergarten teachers for all I know. Or worse yet, you could be some amazing wri
-
had other ideas and seemed to have the distinct impression that they were far too busy with their own thing. Their own "thing," as it turned out, was to fight ferociously
-
Daddy-O The Big F comin' at ya live on the line...what can I do ya for? Eternal love? 'Twoo Wuv' (He chortles at his own joke) Or just Wham Bam Thank Ya Ma'am?" He was beside himse
-
made you try clapping with one hand? Damn it you dull, two-dimensional character, speak!" It was then that Bernard almost struck the lackluster Prairie woman turned devil incarnate
-
Eileen Sutter kept telling me that they already had all they needed in Poorland Swamps, so cable, 5G, even the alien dolmen in Jarrow's Field - these were all just gravy on a cake.
-
... " Dave asked the Monolith, "Could you field this one? All that treacly and pleading verbiage is making me feel queasy, even at this stage. Those poor, yearning peeps, though."
-
O I am going to be so sad if I miss out on that other story. I was about to give up on it when I got an idea i wanted to try. Anyway, browser lock and here I am. This should clear
-
I was never in the Congo. The trick is to not let it bother you that it hurts. Because it does hurt, it did bother me. I just postponed the reckoning. Which is now & my only defens