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Then I heard an excited "EEkkk!" behind me and realized the universe thought the woman behind me was AWESOMENESS, not me. OMG I was so embarrassed. I know I was going to show up on
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"Mine also, maybe we should get to together & compare notes", said a cold blooded killer with a boyish grin & dead eyes. "What"s 69+69?" "A good time", replied the randy cougar lau
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It was my first time doing an Open Mike event. I was going to do an acoustic cover of Jann Arden's Insensitive. As an overfed sartorially challenged balding middle aged man, I feel
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Prof in the Purple Rain. but it is a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World. You don't have to be Dhanithecat to read the writhing on the floor. Even Greenbanana could see the a peel for that.
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but his butler, having noticed the tell tale signs of incontinence, had begun to line his trousers with adult undergarments; Depends, specifically. Nobody noticed he'd wet his pant
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I have lived so long that I have seen every ploy played out at least once. I've seen the Whore Queen and I have seen the Queen Whore and every version of that in between. I saw Cae
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I must admit that I enjoyed entering rooms that were full of remnant memories. I loved to breathe them all in and let them tickle my lurid fancies going down. They never failed to
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so common. In fact, in the 37,193rd Universe on the mostly up next to the Golden Chord Nexus, Darth Vader's third nipple is used as common currency within the Sith community there.
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stray screwballs that fell out of some of those pockets. Still having gathered like this because of that detested connection, at least we knew we had acknowledged it & who knows.
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Bubba Jr. and his "girl" friend Larueda took that moment to announce they were sexually active with each other. "Oh look Junior met his sister. Wait.. WUT!?" The Walmart manager lo
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Albert loved the sound of his own voice so much that he refused to share it with anyone, not even himself. He might as well have taken a vow of silence because he hasn't spoken in
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-vocado dip in his outstretched hands. Moments later a woman in a bikini made only of tortilla chips followed him. We lost sight of them as they passed behind the roller coaster
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But Canadian gardener Ernie Greene had had quite enough of 'hoser' jokes by now. In fact, he heard them so often that something deep within his brain snapped one day. When the next
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1.) 3y+2=11 2.) 3x + 5x + 4 – x + 7 = 88 3.) 6x + 5 = 10 + 5x
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too long whipping out both M11's & spraying our attackers into oblivion. Her delay cost us 3 Twinkies & a Milky Way. The kids wailed as we drove off, waving their grenades angrily.
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He doesn't run, the ground moves out of his way. "But 'you'", I hear you ask, "T-ball is not a contact sport, why should it matter?" Because my little cousin makes going through w
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me a dick pic which the judge ruled excessive and then she fined me for the privilege. The Martian surface was knocked out from below my feet and I had to relocate to Phobos during
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Professor Shinola theorized that she was able to out zombie the zombie on their level and below. How far down they were afraid to test for because they might not like finding what
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ght come to appreciate the sacrifices that others had to make on their way to right now to save her from these choices. And then we couldn't and we didn't. There she was besides u
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being as young as she was. I guess it came down to genes. Some of us had good ones and others had genes they paid for somehow. If not them, then their parents. Usually the grandmot