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My heart was a cruel master, and fickle. She often threw me into a pretty pickle. But that is all right, because with a tickle, I can deliver the nuclear codes quicker.
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I don't know if it was all the horse they had tranked me up with or the sudden injection of hot and juicy cheeseburger into my parched maw but I was suddenly feeling pretty good.
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"I don't know what to do my boy," Dr. Goodfeel said, "Aren't you a lost cause already?". I blinked. I didn't feel lost, I felt empty. The sentence seemed so familiar though as if I
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It will be reported right now that you just missed this moment thinking about this one.
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I inherited a house where all the window, both inside & out, have both blinds & curtains or drapes, some with a valance. As a product of my times I'm a discontinued item without UP
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Bungalow that came with their BlindDate package. The 5 Lesbians, led by Clio, watched sheepishly as the other gondola began to unload the 5 Gay guys who were suddenly confused.
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"Every moment has to punch through the corpse of the moment before it. Hello, I'm Paranoia's sister, Predation. How about you be my partner at dinner. Now." She took my tie & tugge
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and the forest didn't leave me like all the others. The forest accepted me, even as my rot was taking it over. That was my pain, that I had to destroy the good. I was done running.
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e thought it was weird the way he kept emphasizing that it was up to her to figure out how to test a motel bed. Like he knew the answer but it had to come from me instead before we
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proper evisceration of members of the rodentia family. They were usually much to catty with each other otherwise. When they realized that neither's MO needed firearms, the guns wen
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Damned Dinos Elope was the lead story of the next day's Front Page Retro. It showed a blurry chalk rubbing of a cave drawing depicting Bonniesaurus & Clydepteretop on pleistoceneTV
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The plate looked up at Sam, hoping that the diner was anybody else by this guy. No such luck. They made do with their plights and here we are. on this side of the scene. The plate
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Remember those stone feet of mine? Somehow, today, they came loose and stomped all over the Clark-Kent wedding rehearsal that was only saved by the timely arrival of both Superman
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But it had belonged to Grandma Edna, whom I loved, so I taped it onto my wrist. "What on Earth are you doing with my bracelet?" her ghost asked me. "I was going to have it repaired
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They don't want to go school. They want to play x-box and staying at home. They like to go shopping. They usually bought candy and ice cream - ice cream with banana. She didn't go
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I saw the giant lizard and it was giant. I never saw anything like it before. It was green and scaly and had a cavernous mouth filled with sharp jagged teeth that went crunch
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His eyes chanced on the screen:"OMG, is that a monster?! Chekov, open fire!" "No, Captain, it's just a commercial for Frankenberry." Bones was livid:"You need a vacation NOW, Jim!"
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and sh dragged me down. She's so unrelenting! I tried to sweeten the deal with some horizontal velocity and low and behold, gravity relented a little, but I was still in her orbit.
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thusly, "The people will not follow these commandments for they have no faith.We should add some commandments about tent-dwelling so they believe." So Joshua scribbled the followin
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Earth is like a shake weight.Its flat but round like a pizza & there's a crystal dome up there with points of lights & some planets, the moon & sun projected on it. Night & day are