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It was sad for me to see that my small Godiva mug had a chip on the lip. It and it’s larger brother are the workhorses in my kitchen. If I had a bindle they’d be in it. Well, maybe
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"Self", I said to myself, "it seems to me that you and I are thirsty". Everything I was saying was true so I let myself continue. "I think that you and I should rectify that".
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Being angry at what I called you just now is perfectly normal. The fact that you are not angry proves my point that you are mad. Mad, I say. You're not a lunatic, but a psychopath.
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has a strong dislike to such glib observations. Easy enough to say, yes, but what have you said that those behind it all haven't already said as much. It doesn't matter to the rest
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used to stand guard over Koon Loon Paa, which had something to do with Augremor the Vending Machine's backstory which isn't important right now. Hrengor the Beholder questioned the
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I am still left in the position of having dirty dishes piling up on my plate which in there with the other dishes, being dirty. Dishes Gone Wild! All the soapy action you've come
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I like the rap that I like but not the rap that i don't like. Same thing with any other thing. I like the people that don't murder me and not the people that murder me. I like the
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and transmitted it secretly to his assistant, Arugala Bienvenue. These wealthy cereal-eating Marseillards were not to be trifled with. As dawn approached, Manatee was glad to hear
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that was not derivative of a closed off system offset, at least to Elspeth's position in that system. So she was choosing not to play. For now, she accepted that her human was dead
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She recognized that she and this person, this brother, had a special type of bond of mutual support, usually, but not over this issue. She wanted to destroy him but that bond was
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that he even hired a Swabdown Service that he found listed in the Furry Times Classifieds. They were coming in an hour to give him an Odor Treatment. Gimp chose a catnip scent. LaT
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You’re my oasis on a Green Day smashing pumpkins with stone temple pilots while eating Red Hot Chili Peppers. I’m a creep who smacks my bitch up when we were getting high.
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ump nourished him on his foray to quash the Boxer Rebellion. In the ship's hold were 24,000 pairs of Hanes briefs to be forcibly stretched over the dissidents' privates. "No longer
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spinning yer yarn real simple and interesting but mostly it has to be fearsome, like you're expecting the Spanish Inquisition. I know what you've heard but that is just their propa
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it the heart inside will have a hope that is flying false colors for it may not come out of my YETI until it reconciles with what I had to do to keep us together, even like this.
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looked to his right as himself in the other him in that other story. Then he looked back at her, here. He looked at the vase with the 2 dozen blood red roses. He looked to his righ
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I don’t know her anymore. I only thought of her because this pile of fake furs reflected on the side of this crashed cop’s car makes it look like they have really hairy eyebrows.
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A woman colored mule joined the crowd at the truckstop. The truck stopped counting the hours since my youth had meandered away. The mule muttered something under an adder's udder.
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moves with you. In your peripheral sight you can just make out the void that it is filling with each movement of your head. You realize even without a body you are feeling motion.
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in the room." My friend followed my glance; a tiny slot opened on the top of each roomba, out of which a shutter peeked. Flashes went off. Now all will know of our pyromanic hobby!