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-ed into the kitchen only to find my hubby snarfing up the leftovers. I pointed the shotgun at him and said, "Put that down or it's the last tuna casserole you'll ever taste." His
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sandanistas everywhere I'm making a citizen's arrest.You're guilty of spawning a whole generation wearing their underclothes ontop,but then her evil twin showed up,a Minaj a trois!
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i forbid you to shake your foot. I forbid you to sit up straighter. I don't condone it but although I'd rather you didn't if you have to you can, if you want and need. Other than
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wherever he wanted, he went here. Back here where as a War God he had wrought so much glory, so much sacrifice, so much supplication, so much so much... that is all gone now. He ch
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nderstand. That leaves me out; at least two of my parents were demons in the worse sense even when at their best. But they were my parents and they well enough to me for me to send
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Somehow the mad bomber had climbed to the top of the highest platform inside the big top. He was telling the crowds that were trying to escape why they couldn't. A manthing flew up
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When the dust cleared we saw what we had hoped we wouldn't see. The Tortilla Kid was going to have a gun fight in the middle of the street with 4 of the Egg's men. The stakes went
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"It will be much appreciated by Liquifusa, the Goddess of Quaking Flab, and Sparus Tyrus, the Cupid of Spare Tyres", she said kneading my tummy. The Sisterhood agreed.
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Sensing my deliberation, the nut vendor offered to cure my addiction for $5. "Here, take these." It was a small bag. When I opened it at home, I saw the moldiest, wormiest pistachi
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-o anyone who needed a sentence to end, eventually. Hugo liked sentences that ended, but this mysterious authoress had other ideas. She felt that sentences that ran on indefinitley
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foremost in their minds. When Beatrice stopped one teenage girl who was wearing a Who concert t-shirt to ask her what gave her the right to where a Who concert t-shirt to their ven
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can only hope that you will give my regards to the Head of John The Baptist. Remind him that his is not the only head on his own. I'll try to sell my antique headache to the hydra.
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Now I want combination chow fun. There is nowhere around here to fix that. The dishes have forbidden me to try that again. I can't really blame them; most of them are still scortch
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well. Angels however have free Combination Chow Fun all the time. It does not matter to either that the other existed. The Chinese have heard things about the Angels & the Angels h
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He could remember he had had an authoritative, commanding voice. One was tempted to call it almost imperious. He'd been born in the wrong age and he knew it which made it worse.
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Professor Loomis has just proven that the Biblical speaking in tongues was based on an early draft of Star Trek by Gene Roddenberry in which he introduced the concept of Hailing Fr
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him to avoid Meatballs with onions who suddenly stood up and started throwing punches wildly. He was speaking in tongues. He didn't catch most of it but some was in Enochian, some
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and then the thingy let her go. The thingy pulled out his knife from his vest pocket except there shouldn't have been a knife that big in that tiny tiny pocket. But, there it was.
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in the minds and libidos of countless men that would tell people that your tits were the first tits they remember caring about outside their mother's when you were in the Ricky Rat
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That shit comes with the territory. Sometimes though, there is only so much of the shit that you can take for somebody else who deserves it more. I know he is my brother, but Wolfb