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was a lot warmer than out Eva Freeze. Eva Freeze and some guy named Adam Freeze were walking around the Arctic naked. She'd learned the hard way about the yellow snow. She was on t
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turned out to be true and they kept repeating my words over and over on both sides of the paper and the edges, inside & out. How many sides of the paper are there I wondered, panic
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, Ms. Betty White in the 23rd Century!" Betty was delighted. The mods and robopeeps had brought back the talk show format with a studio audience. "So tell me,
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I think I picked the wrong color on my new sheet set. It is a dark blood red. I think if I sleep on it I might I might become a Medieval clergyman who does quite well off of indulg
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My donation was only a sneeze but it turned out to give them all the most bang for the buck. I am quite sure it had climbed on me in the airplane or the terminal bathroom. Someone
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A point I wanted to get a broader view on: The author who creates a work in which he appears as the character of the author who creates a work in which he appears as the character
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But other times I realize that is not true. I didn't fail kindergarten, kindergarten failed me. The hand up never made an appearance. The step ahead was more of a kick in the pants
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Yes, that is true. If it were not for a history of progress seen through all stratas of society the increase of knowledge can lay claim to, I would not know how to fix an omelette.
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Yes, it is true. I would choose more ignorance. I voted for more ignorance in the last election. Ignorance lost by winning. But it doesn't know that. It is ignorant. Duh. Yet, it t
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up a stack of books. Then I wait. And wait. My eyes grow numb. My thoughts grow muddled. I think I don't...but
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on a lovely spring day, when all the exposition fell out of the sky with a mighty crash in front of my car. I grabbed all the dialogue options I could salvage,
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He drove over to pick me up & was appalled:"Cuz, your whole skin is just patches & flaps- y'got nothin left to scratch!" "Not entirely true.." I uncontrollably began scratching HIM
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really think I could allow myself to be reaped with my boots off? Is that how little respect Death is going to afford me? To take me to the afterlife bare footed?! It used to mean
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and I but a witness to the maelstrom. I watched as the HMS Eramus was turned into wet tinder and splashed through the tides. I alone survived and untouched by even a splinter. My r
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re. The grief and the despair is part of me now. It fills lungs more than oxegen, provides me with more energy with food. I don't want lie, to pretend to be ok. I want to scream a
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The thing you need to understand, Tad, is that your grandfather wasn't always a grandfather, or a father. I used to be just like you right now. Your tank is full of gumption and
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Walking across the kitchen, I just stopped. I swayed with a nurturing quiet that wasn't silence. Silence had gone on ahead. We were supposed to catch up with him tomorrow at the fa
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Fate was this old lady that just got off the bus and now has to walk two blocks to her apartment. The midblock street light is out on both sides of the street, right at the gates t
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Maybe this time they remember it. The next egg crisis I had to see to was about which end of the egg to crack first, or a local variant, eat first. I just had to stop the warfare t
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The man in the polka dotted speedos finally woke up, looked around, noticed his speedos, scratched and went back to sleep in the kiddy pool. DId somebody get the storage barn open?