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There is an old adage that has been kicking around with my family for the last 403 years. Rock the do you got! And that is all I got.
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I had to go tell Pammy that her conjoined twin brother Sammy had filed a restraining order against her. Somehow he must have learned that she was about to do that to him. How had h
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The words were on fire because they had faith in a like instead of a helping hand. The transition is gone or maybe it never existed. Turned out to desire the love they threw away.
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Let us now consider the giggle & what heirs it gives an itch too. It has no season fixed. Not concerned about oceans of separation. Bearskin coat pockets where he saves the minutes
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cheering for you, but they're really flailing their arms to ward off the memory of your deed, not to mention the stench."Jack, the zombie's head is gone, why y'gotta macerate him?"
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Dusty streets on the side of the railroad stop. Horseless carriage went and scared a team of horses into running up into the Widow's Scream. We'll be lucky if any survive until Spr
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I will have to make this play again just to clear the buffer up. Sometimes we're not ready for something we really should have been ready for. I know how that feels to me. I'd be g
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tal Didgeridoo we called SquadBot waddled over to me to pass along situation reports from my surviving heavy squad. Some of the guys were without pants still but they had their wea
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you did last summer!" I blanched:"Oh, please don't tell Dad!" He sighted a pheasant & let off a shot. "No fret, Tad. Btw, I have $12000 in gambling debts." I looked down at my gun
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I guess it wasn't so stale after all. It served its purpose. But now I'm faced with a dilemma. Wash the dish tomorrow or chuck it? If I hadn't revealed it before, I am one lazy old
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But I really wanted to be shellfish. I realized that in order to make my own shell I needed to plumb her depths no matter how dark things got inside her depression. If I could ride
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A lot less pressure and you will still end up with a pulpy mess that used to have dreams and aspirations. The point I am getting at is that conditions are not the only things that
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The Muocc sisters were sitting together at the cafe with their kids. I had fucked the 3 & both the cashier & the Manager over the years. I hated living in a small town. That is why
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The days are Tijuana, the nights a drunken stupor. I would know I was out of money when I ran out of money, until then I'll keep buying rounds for the whole bar until I know what I
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Look, Don. I mean, Mr. Trumpshitz, we can not keep you on as 3rd assistant mop boy here at the Pornorama if instead of cleaning the booths you go in to add to the fluid contents.
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The Native Born White House issued an Executive Order mandating that on penalty of Death that every true Amerikan eat a Tide Detergent Pod tonight at 10PM CST. We needed to cleanse
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ition, that you renounce Tina Laguna in the public square at high noon on January 15th 2018 for the loud mouthed lout you're shouting about. Remember, don't face South. The deal is
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The problem was that although he had the budget to do that, we didn't have the know how. The only one who had it was locked away in the world where Morty was every one, even Rick.
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One of the more famous zombies returned to dead today. May she find it out there. It's out there. Just don't linger in dreams just because everybody else is doing it. You chose the
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fixated on telling me where I went wrong by not trying to cheat the devil first. Others object that they got drawn into this story only to object that they were depicted as being o