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I saw the racetrack in my mind. The agoraphobic chick was sneaking up behind the Mindwrestler who was already fending off the Jenkin Triplets and their mind whips. Slowpoke was dig
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decided to spray the whole team with silly string" the coach yelled back. "It was funny you have to admit" Devon said as he continued to run along the tracks, "But I wasn't the one
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. The device makes a 'time bubble' around my body, dialing the time around me so I can live inside a 'bubble' of incredibly fast-moving time relative to everyone else. I can use it
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I turned down the volume on my Big Brain / Big Ideas podcast so I could answer the quiz on what my spirit animal would be if I was a Pokemon. (Possibly Snorlax?)
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But Mrs. Grimass was a vocab nazi & refused to accept that answer. Then Biff raised his hand: " 'Scotus' is de full name of a dude who udder dudes call Scotty." "Anyone else?"
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e want to put up statues of Big Boy holding a mighty hamburger in front of every courthouse in this fine country, we have a right! It's America's history!
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tell you where it is. Pretty big too... Give me ten bucks and I'll give you a ticket... which you can't use. Sooo... The Museum of Things You'll Never Know, now open. Things You Do
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The state lives on plunder and relies on violence and the threat of violence. Only through fraud can it hide its essence. It is simply a criminal organization with a false claim to
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Who said: "There are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human"? Use that name in the next fold please, then give another quote with instructions like this...
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"Why are we defending the existence of a monopoly to protect us from merely the possibility of a monopoly?" asked the Evil Emperor Ting about the telephone monopoly.
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I knew that I was not surrounded by fans of pastrami but I had to try. "How about a Pastrami Rueben sandwich?" The old white lady understood even less. She was forgetting herself.
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"Hon, that's not a Government Issue candy bar, it's a Gastro-Intestinal," said Zing, Evil Emperor Ting's spouse. Ting dropped the candy bar into a nearby swimming pool, where it
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like a stillborn tomorrow only sadder because we didn't ask for it and we didn't see the promise. Worlds where we spilled our blood and libations in equal measure. Now gone, forgot
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People don't seem to understand that Geppeto didn't want a son. He wanted a boy. The usual methods, for reasons, were an avenue he was unable to walk. So he turned to his puppets.
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change the subject. So, How about those culturally significant sports team?
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Maybe if he got a group of random strangers to write a story 180 characters at a time, I'd know how much he loves me. Maybe their words will lift him up, and I'll know he's the one
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Having invented the hamster wheel, I live a lavish lifestyle. If you are reading this add, I may have the dream job you've been hoping for your whole life. What I need is someone
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George Assbottom was always losing his keys. His wife, Linda Assbottom would berate him as they stood outside their house, trying to break in through a window. The Assbottoms were
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So far, all I've got for a friend is Tom. I thought this sight was supposed to make me popular, but only Tom wants to be my buddy. My profile pic is me standing on a mountain with
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not polite to stare" Pooh said. "Oh come on, Pee Bear, you're absolutely dripping from the waist down. What happened, Christopher Robins didn't wanna pull over?" "Oh bother," pooh