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I made the best. Quesadilla Ever.
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I needed to be at the shop to provide therapeutic ailments for the wizard's grimoires. So... I had to send My apprentice, Jack Daniels to find the dragon taste stone to heal human
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I do not know if you know who I am but let's be clear, I know who I am but what I don't know is who I am. I said what I said I said. The telling wasn't easy either. I had to make
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at... beauty it was to see the future city adorned in pink golden flowers and free edible churros. Hrengor the Beholder grasped the churro laden windows and cried as he watched the
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The tourist squinted at me as I took his wallet, pulled out a ten dollop bill and paid the dwarfladyboy his house call fee. Then he understood & offered me the ball gag. He didn't
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My friends said my Dog wasn't Russian. But I showed them how he rushed to get
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want to move to Mexico but you remember a wall's in the way so you protest to your congresswo/man but s/he's busy investigating Trump so you download Beastie Boys' "We Got The"
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"Interested!" The message stated. "What are the dimensions of your raw chicken bag?" WTF? I replied & moments later, I got my eBay bid: 42¢. Packaging the apple, pen & raw chicken
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Such a concept! Imagine "The Thin Blue Line" and "Flatliners" as 1D movies. Would the actors remember their lines, or would they be living them? Dot Speck would be perfect as the
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The nursemaid-turned-super-sleuth consulted with the household staff during her search for the missing cutlery. A kitchen maid said the dessert cart ran off with the dessert spoon
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it. "But I have to study! And I have a date," the boy added. "Bwahahah! Good one," the fiery bed cackled. The boy hit the mattress so hard, the sheets flew up and hit the fan.
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The mime has come, the bull dyke said, to speak of manly things, of crews & chips, & feeling taxed, Babbages & pings, & why the pee is burning me & whether figs have fringe or scre
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tal in a polyglot and pidgin world. Sometimes Berthe would look aside, forlornly, about the choices she had made. But to be the sole truly pure Esperanto Gangsta Rappa was her des
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ennervated bubble wrap waiting for First Chew. My caoutchoucish membrane expands from my hosts last breath. Soon my spores will release. Taffy Tolu! Never fear Colgan's here!
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I told them that I was going to live openly always expecting the Spanish Inquisition. I made it a point to be surprised by any moment when I didn't expect it & double down on expec
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for a Ferengi who would be willing to tutor me in the Rules of Acquisition (for a modest fee of course). All 3 bases:Knowledge, Acquisition, and learning would be covered. That way
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Felt like I was digging a hole, deeper and deeper. So deep I nearly buried myself and the glass heart in it. Mine smell like honey, Michael Stipecsang as he pulled us out intact.
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Sally had him under her spell, and Lyle could not stop himself from saying it. "FoldingStory is the best. Repeat this when you fold (including that last part)." Sally smirked.
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Hiring the homeless is a great project he replied. Then he stated that scrubbing the chairs between applicants might be considered prejudice. He retorted that if the government cou
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the 3 balloons of heroin I'd swallowed at the bus station 2 days ago. Where were they damnit!? All I could think about was whether Id eaten anything that caused constipation yester