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The griefull marriage can be a productive one, however. The # of poems, pop songs, arsenic pies, created by bad marriages alone staggers the mind.
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pentine ninja. That was the question. DO I let the greed take me? Or DO I take the path of the ninja. Being a pharma CEO gave me tons of money, but still I knew I was meant for som
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Shirley smiled, but she was only being nice as she was walking with me in the fancy liquor store. She's actually a Mormon.I grabbed the beautiful bottle of whiskey I loved, it was
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unfortunately overshadowed by the great power of anger. The meat of the burger whispered to me... "I need Spongebob.... Remove the anger from my fat and meat..." I wept in sorrow f
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It was... something I didn't know. So I said "dank memes." The foldingstory guard suddenly burst into a gazillion golden butterflies and carried me high up into the clouds in the H
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ne! If you eat my chips, I'm gonna..." & I could still feel the sting of her slaps on my little chubby hands & the blaze of her eyes as she chased me away. Now, at 40, my PTSD
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oasting meat on a spit in his front yard? Moore was getting more bizarre, the longer I knew him. What was that? I cupped a hand to my ear. I heard voices chanting
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Art criticism is just as old as art itself. When the first art was created the mother of it's creator pissed on his/her effort. Art criticism. It didn't matter that she had an infe
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I couldn't rise beyond my substrate. Stupid upper dermal layer. I did the only thing I could do, which is my job. I'm a white blood cell. I'm sure I have some fancy name somewhere
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Things really changed when I started telling the fnords where I hadn't seen them. They didn't like that. I got a visit from Eris herself. I told her as well. She promised a great s
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The hum became his friend. He learned all of it's moods. At first he imaged what might be causing each mood but as time continued into forever he lost interest in distinctions. The
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soft and squishy. the roller coaster just smooshed down and slugged. The tunnel of love swan boat was a sponge and people had to slog out of the glop. They shut the carnie down but
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their anger on one poor little boy, knocking him to the ground and kicking him savagely all over his body. San Diego Fairgrounds Security rushed to the scene, drawing their
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Feed her Dix. Dix, the only name you need to know in lotions, potions, poultices, Hecate's purse, sows ears and related tinctures. Se habla Espanol. We validate parking. Murder by
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He generally thought that something was better than nothing, but her implication that Nothing with a capital N was better than nothing steeled him against her predictable return. S
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an ellipsis ... coupled with a frank stare and a heavy silence. Such punctuation peppered his performance and pushed those present to see the truth. The man on the stand was
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In such situations, I had to get up and manually press the button on my shoes to tie them. What a chore! By the way, my feet are situated right below my ears, the perfect spot for
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. This rabbit is telling that fish that dank meme stories are written every day, here at FS. In the future, when our book of FS is published, the public will at last recognize
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The switch from kids, depending on you entirely, and teens who struggle even as you carry them still, was too quick. I saw their faces shift from dumb grins to frowns and felt my
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I looked around the ancient old house. They said magic was strong here. I scoffed. I held the tapestry with the gold dragon when suddenly a bright light and a lithe hand grabbed me