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I always loved surfing the waves at Chernobyl Beach. Mostly because I could sneek through the barbed wired fences and use the toxic's sludges glow to see at night. I have the beach
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The bodies had names carved into their skin, and at first they seemed random. Ice. Penny. Pentagon. It wasn't until they found the key to decipher the madness. It was in the blood.
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ability to slow time down to a standstill. Summer camps could do that to you, but this was caused by someone else. He was a time traveler and a young immortal, and he could kill.
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face into his shirt. "I love you, Josh." I said, voice muffled by the fabric. He gave a disgusted look. "You're 25, and I'm 15. You can't love me." He shoved my hands away. I star
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"Chunky?" I hate when they call me that. Manny the Manatee munched on his lettuce sandwich and watched "My 600lb Life" He chuckled. "600 pounds, hehhh." That's nothing compared to
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abandon; like drinking milk from human skulls and pouring kitty litter in human toilets so we can sit for a change... this always gunks up the human's plumbing... what a bunch of
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"Horatio Horny Blower" About a Semen Captian, "There Will Be Sperm" About a very angry sperm donor center owner and my favorite
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and large sharp claws, that can slice through thick skin like a hot knife through velveeta! I am not that cowardly cousing of mine from OZ. Nope, nope, nope
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Yoga move. She climbed onto the roof of the building and stretched her flimsy legs across the panels. They were weak and old like her and soon fell apart. She fell 2 stories down!
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They left behind a trail of shadows as they raced across the leafy path. The wind blowing through the tree forest halls, and they were wolves, king of the woods, Wise and knowing.
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Tom Thumbdrive, 2217: in 2017 they were still using electronics for what I guess was their crude attempt at the vapor, but they called it the internet. Using his playlist from tha
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I wonder if the Nazarene saw this night that night. Me, on a Thursday, eating a salami and cheese sandwich with horseradish sauce on week old wheat bread and listening to sorrows.
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The deeper and deeper you go into things the more compelling becomes the question of more. It does not matter that we're talking about eternities, you want eternities on top of ete
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Every generation's established music and movies and art becomes ancient and archaic, what's left behind are memories of a time riddled with cobwebs and those people soon forgotten.
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best coffee and chocolate doughnuts could be found, where we stopped on the way to the office and sometimes after work. I'm bouncing off the walls from all the caffeine and sugar
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, "My meat is perfect just as it is!" Mary, Martha, and Jebediah tried to reason with him. "Hear us out!" Mary pleaded, "Adding one thick slice to your Lit'l Wiener will taste good
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The kid and the Doctor put their hands up only for the French foreign legion to show up and save them both. "You see I used to be a member of the French foreign legion and they
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Woab loved ugly fish and carefully slipped a few in her petty coat for a future fold that might need something laughable and slightly fishy. Futique paid no attention as always to
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Bangtan Boys that prepared to fire the little pellets that so small could hurt so bad. Jimin caught a pinecone and launched it straight at the enemy team - headshot.
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broke his hoof. "Great!" cried Comet, "Rudolph...excuse me...Rudolf, the Russian reindeer, is hurt...bigly!" A hush came across the usually festive stable. "Don't you mean, big lea