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in the park, it could've been the 17th of July. Charity was full of it, Clarity wasn't nearly as clear as Joy was joyful. They crashed their hoverbikes into a man selling ice cream
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"Bless me my father for I have sinned.My love of basball has caused me to put the ball into the glove when no one is looking," Officer McGillicutty replied to Officer McGillicutty.
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That's when Senior Froglegs showed up in his geek tech gear. And in a fit of flying fingers and computing know how his tracked down the information clog, freeing all the secrets.
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chanting "Onward with our journey, finding flowers for our Bernie!" They continued this until reaching a sign "Roger's blood-red roses - 10 miles"
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He frenziedly sketched images of fallout shelters, wastelands, emaciated survivors, ravage, plunder. These were his notes on what the librarian was reading aloud- Ramona & Beezus.
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of a shattered gemstone. They could fool themselves into being happy with all their wealth, but nothing replace the vast emptiness they felt. They were all alone in the universe.
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see a huge tear rolling down Dufusbo's face. Strange- elephants don't usually cry at weddings. Was it the klutzy dancing? The choleric food? That the bride was a ton overweight?
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,his vorpal sword squiggles galoofing delight. And borogroves callaying well into the night. ‘Twas at that moment of uffish repute. Where the Bandersnatch and jubjub bird galoot
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Blind worm teats. An adder’s schlong. Lizards and howlets gettin’ it on. Mix ‘em together to make a bubbling stew, toss in some bacon, a slab or two. The hell-broth ain’t complete
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well, seven out of eight ain't bad. Nobody's perfect, right? -- Blinking at the blank looks from his target audience, the bawdy bard tried a different approach.
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cology is the best singer ever. The Sayicology ghouls invite you to the back alleys, their natural habitat, and then start doing tribal dances with tin cans and soap boxes.
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N The Tears is blasting from under the aqueduct where several Romani men were parked in a circle. Whomever it was that just whistled made the Romanis look around and they saw me.
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His mind was riddled with long, thin, hard, phallic objects...the same objects that stuck up out of my bathtub and sink...even out of my bed...and, on a few occasions, out of my
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without swim trunks!" Talvepaev tried hiding his nakedness. Hi boss just laughed. "We all had to go through the initiation." You want to be a Polish Polar bear you Estonian basta
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in the center of the back. The piece de resistance was the mustache that I placed squarely above the butt crack. Depravity a sharpie and burned body lead me to the dark side.
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The last restroom i attended in Rome came with a blood tampon and a larger rat chewing on it. I vomited and discovered why some people pee on the walls.
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with her alligator bag. It has sharply teeth that come out when no one is looking. "I need to get off this bus buster!" I shouted at the corner of the room, still tripping balls.
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The only friend who really likes Zee/Zed is his X. She likes him because he is zippy she even copies his sound trying to be like him (Xylophone and Xenophobia). But he has enemies
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ree was used for the wrong, and frankly, illegal reasons. Tim thought writing the code for humans, even if he was manipulating them to fight in the war, was the coolest thing ever.
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tanks make vodka...Chinese tanks make dim sum...Korean tanks make kimchi...but American tanks...ah...good ole U S of A tanks make really bad soap operas and celebrity sex tapes.