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... holy crap! Sitting the corpse in a wheelchair with a blanket, & a stocking over her face, I rushed to the ER. "This lady, wishing to remain anon., will sell her rare AB- blood
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Calling Birdman, they found a dead foot that couldn't hide. All the shoes with spats blame themselves. There's the 3 o'clock Bullet to Blu's Court on Pluto to bear witness that it
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Lewis Grolshak stormed into the "Rec" room demanding somebody cough up his The Blue Magoos LP that had gone missing from his dorm room just now. "You ain't seen nothing", he said
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In translating the teachings of General Custer from the original Martian dklopii I have taken as my warning Gen. Custer's admonishment to the Serenity 3 Survivors (Rev 14.321): Say
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house out of slag-balls...do you want to dodge the smoldering hoof...on the halcyon days of..." "Pipe down out there!" a raspy voice bellowed. "I'm trying to hibernate for crying
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...and it wildly turned me on. Those headphones she wore looked like DDD silicone breast implants, and her humming caused my vas deferens to dance in merriment. Oh, how I loved
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get out of my light so I make this putt. The fate of the Multiverses rides on this putt. That is what Bagger Vance told me this morning over coffee at the Lansing Holiday Express.
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whatever that was that just killed you. You were too busy looking at the woman breastfeeding that you didn't notice your food was trying to escape your clutches. You might have ove
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I noticed a notification I had forgotten to look at just after lunch. It was a Friend Request from Martin Heidegger. Just then I got another from Mach and another from Planck. But
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dozens of war zones. Even Shining Path. So at 17 i got comfortable with "Joe want good time?" You could get every kind of good time you could think of but it was never enough. Gue
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As I topped the hill the army below me shouted out in one voice "Liberator of Pluto" and this time it was deserved. I broadcast my heart felt thanks but reminded them all the job
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On their 359th tour of the Galactic Core planets he was passing a third planet of a low level yellow star and when he was hit in the eye by a casual comment made by somebody on the
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but to be fair, the stoat hadn't cottened to any shiny feelings towards her either. But they were partners. For now anyway. So the stoat did his job and hacked into her house. Stu
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I can not believe you were telling me this now. How many times did I argue against suggesting it all? No, but you had to have your multiverses to get it right.
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Professor Loomis has suggested that Patient @j might be "advised" to visit The Committee. That it was him that suggested this has everybody back at The Farm suspicious. Loomis is
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agic stone would eventually come out of the business end of the dog. I just had to wait around for it. But the dog remembered me and knew what I was doing. At first we were chummy.
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derust!" she cried, flicking her soft wet tongue across the tip of her swollen nose and letting that single canapé crumb slide down...down...deep into the caverns of her desires
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hipster beards like mine. Bozo used his scissor hands to snip off my beard, but accidentally got half of my moustache instead. Perhaps I'd set a new fashion trend?
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told me to my face."This is a scheme!",she used to yell."Huh",was all I always replied,busy developing my own scheme,of which she would have no part of.It was going to be a grand
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I tr13d and I f@1led. I can't 3ven sp311 mo2t 0f my w0rds c0rr3ctly!