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rostitute role play that was a hit at the Phrenology Convention. But then everybody peeled back to reveal our forgotten but glaring weakness; the right angle of my two faces. Each
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When what you did turns into what you wanted it to be. Then I noticed the pen giving promise on what it could never deliver on and much to many making that buy. I wiped my redneck
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Mel shook his head in disbelief and confusion. How did she know about Wilma the postal worker? He had tried to be so discrete. His slipped his letter opener into
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Deadites beware! Ashley shook the twelve gauge, double barrel shotgun menacingly. The clownish fiends screeched angrily. A mysterious raven-haired lady stepped out from the shadows
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freeway right through it. Jerks! thought Cosmo Peregrine Jr.. They has forced them to sell the shop at gun point and of course. No one could prove anything. Fine, Cosmo decided to
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Merle Cole was tapping the Bud over at Dorsey's Bar the night a big fellar with a crew cut came in and said, "Я ищу женщину." Merle squinted and asked bluntly, "Is that Chinese
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Horatio Primrose lived in a shotgun shack on the south side of Avalon, Mississippi; he inherited the house from his Aunt Saffron who bought the house for three hundred dollars in
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to seeking my fortune, I was kidnapped by Abby Farrelly and the Wacky League, a women's Balloon Council group. They forced me to inhale helium and speak into a tape recorder
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help himself. He added "serpentine" to every fold that day. Then that night while he was scrubbing his sister Molly's boots out came a large snake. "I am the Queen of the snakes
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ed, "They don't they are only envious of them. Green folk can travel through space but Purple folk can travel through the jello dimensions. It all mead sense! Only in there could
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lays in the hear to my long ass name. Gastonius Ramses III, reveals that Vivenne is really the author of Ramses Gastronomy. The mattress she trembled on went cold. The cookbook of
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go out their with me?" "I got the huevos, esé," My best amigo Carlos piped up. I knew he'd go. He's a solid dude. Then Sancho & Mikey reluctantly agreed. To the haunted field we we
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all Bird-hood is shut down. I tried on the Emu tights. They were totally uncomfortable until I put the underwear on the out side. Then I Super Emu went after Evil Emu in my
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formed a resistance. People would say, "It's a new page of life, isn't it?" when they wanted to discuss the forbidden truths of the burned books. If people reacted badly to this t
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"Because I need to fulfill my dream of becoming a woman, and I need to do it away from everyone that I already know. It's too awkward to transition; I need to just pop-up one day."
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er. The strange Beings that applied all seemed flawed some how until Jenny Jelley applied. She was perfect she had lime green hair and 6 peanut butter colored eyes. She could juggl
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his head into the large picture window and entered the bar. John Paul went on a rampage. how dare they not believe he was in Led Zeppelin!
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The fart smells filled the whole room and the photo op was over. Kids ran waving their arms and throwing props around. The photographer was trampled and the mall cops were called
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l. Then Penelope's Chauffeur pulled up & said, "Silliness, my lady did you think you could give me the slip? Get in your father the king is annoyed." Penelope tried to explain but
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the Comic con location was lit up on the side.The man in the silver spandex suit was not amused. He pulled out a light sword and lopped my arm right off. Singeing closed the wound.