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more interesting and uncomfortable the expectations are ridiculous. Girls expect you to be able to guess the winning lotto numbers and do Chinese math. Who does that in bed? Well
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Why did she have to do it so late? Well, money perhaps. Kali's mother wasnt quite of a rich family, but indeed ver father, Mr. Ricodeamor was inmensly huge. That Mother's Day, Kali
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So I nucked them like I did in japan and then flew my plane into the Freedom tower in the name of Allah
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," I stuttered to the stranger. I can hardly manage to speak or make any contact with people these days. I guess that's because I'm no longer a person, and why the stranger is dead
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when the next wise owl would be chosen. There was Lex who was jealous Clark &; Jelly who was codependent on Peanut Butter &; Bill who was in love with Ted. But likely it would be
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They play with our emotions; with our hearts; with our epiglottis. Which makes us gag &, we frequently throw up Stardust. Not Ziggy but his secret twin Nigel Stardust. Covered in
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Becca was at a loss. Ever since she had been held for ransom she had been told NOT to get any funny ideas. Now her captor seemed to have changed his mind. She racked her brains for
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he had imagined were after his food. "Silly Whiskers!" he said, "Purple Monkeys hate tofu, now calm down." And Whiskers would believe him and fall asleep on his feet, pinning him
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stepped out into time square wearing nothing but a hot dog bun & sombrero. The baker was humiliated by the Grand Inquisitor & vowed revenge. He grabbed my hand one dark night & we
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Their eyes we unblinking, and shrouded in milky white, so that their original colour was barely visible. We stared over the edge of the ship, stuck in that damned coral reef,
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species rested on our drunken, sweaty shoulders as we did the blorphan tango - you know, the klrr'vip of two backs, or whatever. When I asked about our future, she shushed me, and
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cream and could only sit at its dressing table complaining about its rough, raw dishwashing hands. At first I thought this was an improvement, but after a while it wore on me and I
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An attack on the brainwashed masses, but rather a chance to save your soul. Every line folded counts. Every story is unique. Everything for the smorgasbord, including lutfisk.
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weeds and discover new & Amazon remakes of bad products. To boldly go where no smart person would sanely go. In other words to make us all look way smarter than we really are until
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"Wow wow, bow-wow, how about we play SAO now?"
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Jesus Christ my lord and savior present while I give Ashton Kutcher the lapdance of his dreams. My mother doesn't know, but if she did she would
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recipe and I cannot complete the appetiser without it. Manners mean nothing when you cannot serve your friends food. Eggs and invisible mustard, sounds more like disappointment and
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as she crossed out 'MADE IN' and in its place wrote 'RETURN TO'. She then tossed the crystal ball aside and climbed into the box, sealing herself in. When the box was collected
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sandwich in one hand and the head of an enemy in another. The ground beneath was shaking to a rhythm, and the song was recognised in an instant, no less than the sweet tune by
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They casually took strategic stances around her, making a pentagram with her at the center all while trying to keep her attention from noticing that is what they are doing. She saw