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his compound eyes all in alignment and focused on me. "You heard, your underpants are done," Lord Morgus said then turned to clackT and told him to target the dryer and me. I dived
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He played on a mini treadmill, blissfully going round and round while chanting OM NAMAH SHIVAYA and doing a Lord Shiva dance. Meanwhile, Hamlet ate cat food and meowed all day.
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Melina didn't know much about the man who was taking her to a trip in the woods. All she knew is that she was in love with this Simon guy. She was so lost for him that she couldn't
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sharpened their poop-chute pokers in anticipation of Drumpf's arrival in Heck, but his bus arrived there without him. In his place was a duck with a wad of gum stuck to his head.
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also noted that these prehistoric photographs were printed on slabs of stone. In spite of their rudimentary focus, the depictions of pterosaurs as garbage disposals were clear enou
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forms at the bank and deposited the money to my new account. When I then tried to buy airline tickets out of town I was told that the money had not yet cleared. I was in a bind!
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ied us and agreed to letting us take a slice each but no more. I ate mine in a salad. A friend of mine made guacamole. The avocado felt it was the ripe thing to do
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is the moose that successfully ruts on another moose' front porch and breaks the swing. Then the losers have to throw a baby shower for the winning mooses. This can be very expensi
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Queen of the Mascara gig. Queen wasn't good enough for Amy. Amy wanted to be The Goddess of Glitz, the Hera of Hairdos, the Kali of Cosmetics, the She-Hulk of Shoes. Nothing would
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I plunk down to rest on what seems to be a leather sofa, but my hand happens to rest on what feels like a face. I am sitting on the corpse! I leap up and and brush furiously at my
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But for right now she appeared to be a baby, crawling down Fifth Avenue. The people around her were too absorbed in themselves to notice a baby all alone, dressed in rompers,
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-ellish maw from which they emitted. BEEP! And all those nasty things her mom said were gone. She didn't even remember what they were, any more. There was no Mom. She was like a
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I'll go with triangle. Triangle is a nice shape. It is also a nice musical instrument. A love triangle is not so good, though. Can I say circle, instead? Circle of life,
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from his lips. "...and after that," Jeb continued," he goes into a subdued coughing fit that goes on and on. So where do I get the address of this parrot's previous owner?"
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Obviously he was having some sort of reaction that made his tongue swell. I stabbed him in the thigh with my overpriced EpiPen and waited for a more intelligible sentence from him.
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could wait. She was not about to disturb a gentleman's coffee. She could never live down a faux pas like that. Nor would she want to. As a Naval Officer she would have to suicide.
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to do some screaming in the not quite middle of the night. Weasel and Amy hated that yoke. Was it oak? Worked in magick no doubt. And her, grand-daughter of the Moon. Always the
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and Third Sister said I was becoming a Wuman woman. I told her I thought she was being cruel and should sleep with a rat, again. Tyin chuckled about that from behind the laundry
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4% of lost remotes can be found in the fridge.
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Is this the beginning of the crossover show? The one where Custer has a run in with The Original Time Traveling Party Planners and this new squad. I love original name but Muze wor