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Nope? Nope was a word he didn't hear to often. People could see he was a different breed. He didn't stand in line.
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Not on my watch. Not gonna happen.
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and boy, was it a doozy. He gave a megawatt smile. “Have you ever considered the benefits of buying property on Jupiter? I know what you’re going to say: the whole gas planet is a
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Once upon a time, there was a man named Stanley. Stanley's job was to push buttons from which he got from the monitor on his desk. And Stanley was happy.
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I'M A REAL MAN!?
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märchen
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The women sat alone, relieved, but slowly finding life a bit monotonous.
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The Queens fold::> We were feeling pecking one morning while holding court. We ordered a duke, I forget which one, to bring me a tart. We were not pleased by the tart he presented
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always reminded us to wear clean underwear the way mothers a wont to do. I have to admit many nights out hijinx brought us home with soiled britches. Not to mention the
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and that was enough for me. After a few years though it wasn't. I needed an emotional relationship. The make believing's luster was long gone and I was stuck in a loveless marriage
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that were on my broken phone. My life had been on that phone that broke in anger by throwing it into the kitchen with all my might. It lies they now in pieces. It is all that woman
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I inadvertently spelled out God's true name. In a flash i was transported before the Throne of GOD. I was to be judged and whether I had used His name in vain, an angel told me.
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is the only certainty. So it was that our intrepid adventurer set off that day by waiting in line for the common toilet. By staying at hostels he could save more of his dollops.
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"He threw a chicken at me."
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and trepidation joins it. Bob WIlson got up to apologize for his kid's dinosaur showing up like that. That it was tame but still best not to make any sudden moves. He corralled it
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but I skinned the tabby I had just shot. That way a tangible good will come from my overreaction. In hindsight maybe just kicking it would have been better than shooting it. Now I
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corner tobacconist to buy the London Times. There I was on the Fleet Street bus in my getup reading the TImes when it happened. Out of the blue
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take over the world. But since I cannot turn lead into gold I shuffle along as best as I can. Later when I saw it, i had second thoughts of having chosen the granite. It looked out
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a slithery noise behind her made her whip around and look into the dark basement. Something was down there. She tried the door again. Still locked. THey couldn't let her escape.
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I wasn't a lout. If baloot is what she wanted then baloot she shall have. I realized the 1st language was Tagalog and the 2nd was Spanish. I must be in the Philippines, early 80s.