the irish delicacies just tickle my fancy and will keep me satisfied for days. i just can't seem to understand why my stomach continue to

The bullet ricocheted off of a bust of Old Hickory that was in the back seat and blew the lock off a cage with a frightened skunk in it. The skunk got out of the cage & sprays her.

akimbo since most had been dead long enough to lack the flesh to hold them out. Their tongueless mouths gurgling out a plea for brains. She used the fire axe to bash the head of

Thirty Blankets was too much. Why did a hair salon have so many blankets? But there we were counting them. Thirty. Joe made a joke about "Why stop at thirty." That did not go well.

screams down a twisting set of stairs into a dungeon. His claws out, Heiddegger the cat barreled around the corner to find miscreants manhandling a woman like it was going out of

ok. from the beginning. I started the day by eating a whole jar of feta stuffed olives for breakfast. I washed it down with an Orange Fanta. Just then I heard a ruckus outside in

ornate the hand that writ. Having writ the hand went to to commit bloody murder under the serious moon. We knew the moon was serious by the face of the Man in the Moon's expression

I figured we could just run them over with one of Musk's abominations, the Robo-Roller. It was like a steamroller, but using Tesla's Autopilot software. It was good enough, right?

the space aliens came and abducted my little sister and her pet duck. I called my best friend right away and arranged for a party to celebrate the mysterious disappearance of

a Nobel Peace Prize winner, for her amazing work in brainwashing. It so impressed the panel that they gave her the prize, no questions asked! How she managed this, I have no idea.

I high-tailed it out to the bus stop, hoping a bus would arrive in time for me to make good on my epiphany, before it fizzled out and my enthusiastically angry boss caught me.

So lemme get this straight: You're handing me some bait and telling me to wait for your mate to state his weight in the... I got nothin'.

as a Starfleet Captain. It was pretty nice, really. I could just go to the bridge any time I wanted, plop down in my cushy seat, and say "Plot a course for some planet, Warp 5."

"Okay, okay. I'm a Visigoth.THe OG." The bouncer checked with someone on his headset. Word came back he was clear to enter the club. THe bouncer waved him through. "Nu goth was my

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ROBOTS are duds and won't be able to be used until they are further tested to ensure an accident like that won't happen again. "Well that was a waste"

seems that more and more people are dying randomly. I have no clue how they happen really, I mean I did just whack this one on the head, but still, more than usual are dying

you to do the Renegade dance while being blindfolded and only standing on a single leg, as like I said, the Tik Tok Challenge was easy peezy lemon squeezy. However,

came off its hinges and landed on the ground. "Argh! That's it, I'm done with this place" I stormed out with a stomp on my feet, and didn't look back.

there was something slightly off but the town, he couldn't put a finger to it yet but, it was like the place was too good to be true. "Maybe I'm dreaming" he started to feel faint

help you!" I stumble onto the floor, I can't even speak any more, I just can't it happened. The one thing that I didn't want to happen, happened, and that's truly terrifying.