and possibly some strong government allies. But now penniless and a nobody, I hopped the rear door of a hoverbus and watched as the streets of the future sped dizzyingly by in a

need. Low and behold a very irritable genie magically appeared in a cloud of pink smoke. “Make it quick, I’m watched the season finale of Twin peaks,”

Then my principals are on the floor, forgotten and alone. Sometimes I fling my principles off a cliff so they can be as low as possible and I can do whatever moral absurdity I want

The plot twist is going to be that the runaway politician did in fact die and came back as a zombie and to convince people he was alive in his new life.

Dance Hall would have a special musical nose-hair climbing competition, and Vanessa would put special bows on her nose hair that concealed spikes, to discourage merely athletic

so I teleported myself out of prison and into my apartment, where I made a nice pot of Merlin's Mate. I had just finished my second cup when I heard the faraway wail of sirens.

ever I could. I picked up the Monopoly board and threw it into the aquarium. I regretted this immediately when I heard the screams of the imaginary people in the little red hotels.

arose among the Potato People, who felt that the Crustacean Americans were getting too much sympathy. they proposed a show: "Can You Roll off the Table Better than a Fifth Grader"

If you don’t learn you’ll continue to get screwed over the rest of your life. Sometimes I think about getting revenge once I get out of here. It’s not like I have a solid plan

She had mentioned it when she was originally questioned about the incident. The wet hat. But it was never brought up during any of the official investigations. Nor in their orders.

The hat was still wet from when he put it down on the counter, in a puddle of coffee. A puddle of coffee 59 years ago. He hadn't noticed it. She didn't notice until he was leaving.

Ucish had tried to breach the barrier countless times in his youth. It had been 57 years since she'd tried. They were done with it. Until Col. Taylor's hat flew out of the barrier.

To break the barrier was next to impossible in the dictionary. As it was in real life right now. It was done pretty regularly now. But nobody had come back. They were overshooting

I said "transcendent" because I think they are premature in deeming themselves so only because they've gained a smidgen of a siddhe. Besides, can a real transcendent have friends?

happy about this, as they had long planned to use the donut as a floating sea monkey Sandals resort, with the circular swimming pool in the center. But Manatee knew that the murder

m could compete!" shouted the man, trembling. The robber, a big fan of Disney, was so spooked that he dropped his gun and ran. He did not want to risk his mark becoming a ghost and

Ghostbusters on the first day I wouldn't be the wreck I am. I didn't and here I am the wreck I am. No perhaps about it I know. Hell, I hated me. I was kicking back with abandon. As

thing every was jointed dis eye gnu aye 2 had putt right things. how but?

It happened again. Not really. It was a different anvil and it hit me in a different part of my head. But it did seem very reminiscent of the other time an anvil fell on my head.

, she is all about design, and if you don't survive, at least rest assured that you were among Mama Nature's haute creations. The gilled ones were so fabulous that they lived for