forego buying armor this semester to pay the ridiculous tuition. He knew he could cover the lack by wearing a glamour. Uriah found he had been assigned to an acolyte who was adept

Howard paced nervously across his father’s study, waiting his turn at the Old Man; knowing he wouldn’t claim the child, growing in Duchess Pam’s womb, as his own, Howard plotted to

John Henry stood in the corner coughing up bloody phlegm. “That Doc is spreading Covid”, the criminal cried. DHM and I stopped laughing. Bat Masterson walked in, asking, “Covid?

I would then have applied the Frosty to the orange plastic chair right there at Wendy's, and then sat in it, presumably with a satisfying hiss of steam. But I was not that tactful.

other 2 penguins, who were less fierce than the fiercest penguin, shook their heads. “He can’t even bed the damn wooden penguin, but we have to coddle his ass?” the clever penguin

often as he could. Which was strange because he'd never been in the Navy or any other branch of the military. He'd been a carny of sorts. Traveling around the country on a Chautauq

Fields of Phuque I never grew as a child. The surface of the crater was smooth glass and both abrasive and slippery; sharkskin like. At certain angles it was possible to see what

elbowed him because the cashier was waiting to get paid. Tim had that look again. Like he wasn't here. But back there. "Damn," she said because she realized she would have to drive

The fly part of her was hitting on all cylinders. It was her human part that had the issues with her state. Sure, she enjoyed that she fly. There were too many things ready to eat

at first she felt a vibe. like this chick that I am talking to in one of those people who's kink was prosthetic limbs. A few guys and lots of lesbians had tried to woo me. I can't

that stuck around after the leg reveal. Too often they would offer to show her their prosthetic personality and then whip out what they claimed was ten inches. But she met someone.

of the match? 37 dead spectators in the stands, many more wounded or injured in the race to get out of the line of fire and they still played the rest of the match? The sponsors mu

over his shoulder and shivered. He knew the Frito Bandito would want to settle scores when he got out of prison. That is why Slowpoke Rodriguez always carried a gun. He figured it

looked at their feet covered in manure. But when weren't their shoes covered in manure. It was the nature of the beast. They didn't want to look at me because of what I said about

tickled themselves into a stupor. It had long been conventional wisdom that it was impossible to tickle yourself. Especially in tall buildings. #TheFloorIsLava folk proved it wrong

But just like a First Cause, thermodynamics only moves us up into another exaltation layer needing answers. Perhaps if we saw if from the outside in; we only know the side of death

If [REDACTED] because of the aforementioned [REDACTED]. To be clear, both the pregnancy and the clap were crapshoots. Mel decided that it was time for [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] or

Spnefmullen discovered my tomb. I had been dead for centuries by then. So pardon me if I don't know your era. I'm still trying to fathom being alive again. What was the good news?

the scene he saw in his mind. So that is what he painted. Not that he ever gave it a thought but it was more like the painting was painting him; what he was, what he did. The faces

But wait. Did water make the river wet? It sure looks like its the water's fault the river is wet. How about the river bed? Who's fault is that? What about water's bones? Where did