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"Ok, one more time into the breach," Vernon Stumpfifer said as he opened the door. "Jeesh Vern, it's only Home Economics. I'm sure you'll survive it. Unless you forgot to bring the

and the drug-fueled haze of slumming it. Think about it--we have gay BARS, but no gay libraries, gay cafes, etc. Bar culture is ingrained in us; alcoholism and dipsomania. Why do

just let it wash over me, soaking my clothes to my skin. I felt as if my own spirit was lifted, like an enigma I didn't need to solve. I waited until the sun broke the clouds, then

Then the vegetarian PCP fiend made a gorgeous salad for all his PCP fiend friends in the alley. It had been a very unhealthy day for the nudist lettuce, but a very healthy day for

the gas station, as distracted as he was with his performance anxiety, and had poured gas all down the side of his Ferrari. "Oh for the luvva," sobbed Señor Casanova, "The women

Surprise, & Dead Skunk, Believe it or not, Dead Skunk smells a lot nicer than these dead hobos when they're ripe. Did I mention we're the largest dead hobo storage on the mainline?

soil he had unloaded from his truck this morning. MacGregor was looking for something. The allied rabbit troops watchedMacGregor from their foxhole behind the broccoli. I signaled

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"GO TO HELL," she yelled and the fairies were gone. "Where'd they go," she asked herself softly. A voice in the dark answered for her. "Where you sent them, Your Majesty. To raze

In 1437 near the site that is now Peoria, a portal opened up and out stepped out 3 beaming physics under-grads. A spear felled Funez. Swann became his own great-great-great-grandfa

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"It didn't mean that before. But yes, no sex tonight. Or at any rate, no sex between you & I. I know you Pasternak. You'll sneak off to your whore Lara," Yevgenia told her husband.

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"But I'd never kill anything," she answered, her voice trembling at the thought. Teddy Ruxpin frowned. This girl was not the pliable minion he had assumed. "But they will kill you

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worms by shoving a sardine filled with Mimosa Pudica Seed up my cat’s trap door, but that backfired when the cat launched the sardine from his wazoo directly into Granny’s porridge