Don't harbor those thoughts. Lock your mind to them. They don't know your situation and you don't know their's. Not their methods. "If I told you I never wished him dead, I'd be

found Gangsta’s Paradise. Thumping and pounding, grunting and grinding to the bass and bongos, searching for his Zomgirlfriend, Zomboyfriend turned into Zomhorndog. He was stiff

"Losers Often Prosper" was number 1 on the contemporary Christian rap chart. But for some reason that didn't translate into ticket sales at his shows. His hit "Badass MAGAfucker"

whispered, wild-eyed. But he was wrong. "Flowers are the genitalia of the vegetable world," I argued, as he attempted to put underwear on the cucumbers. He was the freak. The booth

minute a sucker is born. What do you think they are gonna suck on? Thirteen cents fits the bill. That is the way I see it." "Damn Unrique, you have a unique way of not seeing the b

I generally don't pay attention to those kinds of things. But I always have a sense of filling the me shaped space in the grand theme of things. Today I'm twice as large as usual.

don't know and we don't care," replied Ginger's agent, Dr. Nono to Aunt Desperada, "we just thought it would be good publicity for Ginger Lynn and the Apparatuses, as they open for

His destination was out beyond Laurel Canyon where his Good Humor truck will stick out like an ice cream truck in the desert. The radio didn't work. That didn't stop Dingus from

Dooley and his word was "unspellable". "Could you use it in a sentence please," Dooley asked. "Yes. The name of God was unspellable."" "That's what you think," thought Chaz. Dooley

give birth to anyone for the rest of his life. As an added bonus, since he wasn't a clone already, that meant he would never be required to be cloned. Most people, being patriots,

skin now, bang his brains taste swell, & when I get to Hell I'll scream & scream so others know as well. The bank teller looked at him blankly. Realizing he'd just sang that aloud,

have her cut or she will kill me. She had been the "unknown co-conspirator" in the indictment that they couldn't make stick. I hope she knows it was't me who strung her out to dry.

"I was hired to write the screenplay for a new Rugrats movie," Dame told me morosely. "Hey that is great. Why the long face?" "The Rugrats & The Kittens of the Apocalypse is why."

but the umpire ruled them out anyway. It didn't make any difference anyway. Nobody scores in Hell. McGillicutty and Smuckatelli regrouped at the feeding trough. "Mmmm, embezzlers,"

"From over here," here he indicated himself with his revolver, "it smells like that sandwich you're eating contains pastrami. Do I also detect curry?" "Chicken vindaloo," I said.

Sometimes I pretend that I am not inside a me shaped hatbox and that I am not waiting for someone or something to open my hatbox. But then I cannot pretend to pretend the other. If

a rabbit psychic to help her find Fleek. A séance ensued and the ghost of Elmer Fudd appeared, claiming that Fleek da wabbit was working in a westaurwant in Wichmond. Bunny went

"The tongs they used to pass me was hardly lovely. Horsey is the word that comes to mind," I interjected. "And who are you again," the Folding Story Convention 2021 organizer asked

The rest of the congregation watched on in a limbo between accepting Joyce's outburst as "speaking in tongues" & with how understandably salacious it had been. The female behind.

my clientele being zombies I had to get fresh stiffs to feed them. Before they became zombies themselves and another mouth to feed. With proper zombie control techniques in place,