all they saw was another high school student with a soft squish cream filled center. I stood my ground. The fact that you and the vice principal did n't like meant only that

wind & I see the face of my dead cat in my reflection on the window glass. Her tiny whiskers turn up into a smile. I will tell them all she purrs and, I wake in a cold sweat again.

they got those secret surprises into the tubs of lard. Unlike a cracker jack and cereal box lard could make things soggy. "Oh, What is the prize?" She thought. She pulled out

Seamus's large & in charge look was a smashing success. The folds of his flab made every drag queen & twin tween smile and wink. Or so he thought until he realized that behind him

Vending Kiosk 37A checked in from Mankato via its contraband IOT link. "I'm seeing things out here, bad things. Not just the canned-brain sales, but SomaPro SportShake customers."

All the elevators went to the same floor nowadays, and all doors opened to a room resembling his living room. My mum greeted me with jam sarnies. I was only gone for thre hours!

Then I will get a white cat to run my store. Fluffy can check the iIDs to make sure customers are of age. She loved to sniff all purchases and ring people up, using her paws.

And what better gift is there to give, after all, than the gift of a fold--or at least, a GOOD fold. Bad folds are like lumps of coal, with their derailed narratives and

The Eastern religions were correct when they said nothing is permanent. This is something I have found out first hand. Secondhand knowledge ix less valuabld by comparison. My mum

It was wearing her red shoes too! Unknown to her, a UFO appeared overhead and her ring boarded it. Where the UFO went is unknown, to this day. Her red shoes had to be replaced.

Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we

Ipped when she tried to force them open with holy tongs. These holy tongs were from a Buddhist temple and made from gold. She was rescued by the High Priestess herself. Patti Smith

Y who grabbed sandwiches from tourists and ate them. Nothing stopped me, not even glass windows. I knew how to turn the key in the door, having fingers like humans and copying them

Spoiled rotten bureaucrats have rats in their bureaus which resist the poison left there. It gets used as hoisin sauce thus poisoning the rats who hate any food with MSG. Messages

About John Bull and Uncle Sam having arguments over dinner." It was 2063 and Dr. Dugong knew how ro cure the headaches his patient was having. Det. Mnatee agreed that medicine

They fall into a wormhole; their tailing Thugs in tow. We witness each other's journey through a glass blown tunnel of smallish options. Careening cloud of kumquat custard, hex me!

Mom's Spaghetti was sitting on the Counter, untouched and uneaten. That is until Poopyrus took it, But it actually wasn't poopyrus. IT WAS ROBBIE ROTTEN!

White Russian #1 says he plans to go bowling and he hopes to finally win. "Its hard to bowl if your buddies always beat you!", he sighed. Martha Stewart offered helpful hints about

His novel kicked around his brain, then kicked it's way out! The chemically altered aliens made first contact with dogs. Their loyal obedience led them to believe humans oppressors

the lively tweet with a statement of public apology, in essence to squash the beef. Master of the Cows, interestingly enough, also Master of the Puppets, reined in all of the CO2