n ran across the stage. The Grinch, maddened beyond explanation, chased after the pitcher of beer. "Son of a pitch(er), come back here!" the Grinch screeched. The pitcher ran for

from the other microbial, he went to the corner and f'd himself a couple of times. He came back wit an army of microbes, and they ransacked the primordial soup. "Liberation!" they

Pasha, Sasha, Vasha, Kasha, Lara, Sara, Mara and Clara were sitting at a nearby table gratis gift cards from a certain Mr. K, and so they overheard The Elders discussing the Spring

Members: the need to laugh at the follies of the universe is greater than ever at this winter solstice! It creates more good folding stories to come in 2017.Shall we make a toast?

and left them speechless. They didn't call him Slim the grim folding whim for nothing. He had amassed quite a good collection of tongues, everything from dog tongues to snake lips

was marked down considerably. His fingers froze on the PS4 controller, and the voice began again. "Buy more gamesssss. Peggle 2. Point-and-click adventure gamessss. Buy, buy, buy!"

lla fan. Mussels are a huge turnoff. In fact they make me yak, I said. The agent kept a straight face while elbowing his way into the kitchen and eyeing my large pan collection.

the night, I took time to show my extra spirally super slip-n-slide glide. Surely now Helga would be impressed. Her manly he boobs heaved with delight or was that with

on the biscuits he had left out for them. "What are you waiting for Mr.Uzu?" they would ask the skeletal man. With great mystery and coolness, he would reply, "My little worms, I

She blushed furiously and nearly fainted, had it not been for the husbando catching her in his arms, just like in her fanfics. "I thought you were a figment of my imagination..."

She said "You were adorable, but your opinions were trash. I didn't raise you to spew such nonsense on the internet." Thus Seamus, now ashamed, made his own channel to apologize.

Then royal blue, the kitchen changed colour as needed. This was one side effect of the valium my mum took to cope with having to watch CNN all day. My dad watched only one channel.

Traveled on it's stomach. It was an army if Hutts and Bartocks. Badoo called them his freedom fighters. If true then Hutts were not always demons.

Bring the locals into the Galactic Empire whether they wanted it or not. No matter how vicious or long lasting their wars they must end and live together as Imperial vassals.

's cat. It was about that time when Egyptians started hating cats, that Prince Ahmed swore to protect them all. He became the Superman equivalent of the cats, saving them from the

160 years. Since there were no historians willing to look at the two skeletons snogging in the grave, the Duchess and the Valet were not identified until another 10 years later,

Everywhere he went, folks yanked their curtains and screamed at his PSYCHO scent. He would often lift his nose up from the ground and tell them it was pronounced SY-CO not SY-CHO!

an was summoned. He was in his bathrobes; sipping his morning tea. He looked incredulous at first, and asked me how I had found a way to summon him after he banished the old ritual

The Wiccans, not ones to be outdone, soon came up with their own art to deflect questions. They called it "Avoiding Responsibilty-fu". Only a rare few were black belts in avoiding

movements and worried glances graced the place of residence until Amburo further reassured his neighbor that everything would indeed be alright. Baby steps, my friend