back and her multitude of fangs nearly flashed. Lin wanted to eat her Bieber and have him too, but where were the soulless Bieber clones? Her starving anguish, the painted streets,

itzer tanks worked... with force! I rolled over Erin like an invading dictator and ordered her to surrender the details of the shift. "I only work the night shift... I swear!" she

The pampered jury looked at me with disgust and readied his tennis racket. He flung it into the air and bought it down like the hammer of justice he was; the ball was in my court

"Look at Randy Orton, slitherin' - " "WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!" "RKO!!!"

The research was quite extensive, mind you, and I came up with a draft that I finalised into a well written scientific journal. I would later publish these findings, and finally

met me by the gates, rather than the Grammar Nazi that I thought would be waiting for me. I sincerely asked them to tell me the truth, and, I took out my bag of grammar mistakes.

a new set of knee pads. His knees were absolutely killing him. He'd had enough. Balancing the world above him, Atlas plopped onto his bottom. Ka-thud! The world shook

Whee hee that is fun! Call me trigger happy, but I find that pressing like on every fold is like

head's golden hair. Buffy shrugged her shoulders. "That feels like totally weird. Try it again." The mechanical wings fluttered but

I wept for my fallen comrades. It was brutal. Who knew when the cold hands of fate would pluck the accounts of my inactive comrades from them. Bleary eyed, I looked at Gibber, his

I wanted my creation-no my... art- to spread to the four corners of the globe. The only problem was that I lived in China. The baby I was wearing was highly fashionable but to sell

Hester Prynne was still experiencing ostracization, even after travelling into the future where laptops and Tesla cars were trending. Her work computer had gotten bugged with A's

"It takes two to tango, mi amor." He took a hit of his joint and looked up at the Pollack-esque canvas.

passed a big load of bills to overhaul social services. The Cybernetic Security Act guaranteed each citizen the right to artificial organ replacement. Caleb Sr. was mostly machine

super cooled the earth; because as we all know, hot air rises and cold air sinks. Therefore the greenhouse gases should stop rising and sink to the bottom, resolving global warming

like my brilliant idea for stamping monkey faces onto apricots so that we'd finally know who put the ape in apricot. All my ideas fail, then someone else copies them and they

to heavy drinking on his part. He was known to be abusive and heartless off-camera. Diego was the only pure one of the lot. He put Dora into rehab and got Boots arrested for drunk

ned to the wall sized monitor in front of him. It showed every possible combination of matches between the members and also the ultimate result of each match. The old man choose

and treats than tricks. The dragons laughed so hard they melted the candy and transformed it into one tasty but messy glob. Some got stuck together and had to

The Voice told me in a nightmare that Pope Aloysius V will be the king of the world. That is, if he can starve 7 billion of us to death. We must not allow him to have his way!