her plucked pigeon Smooze wearing sunglasses and a sombrero. I captioned it " A poor Mexican's Thanksgiving." My daughter text me back "LOL" Then she called bawling mom I didn't

"Oh but I do." He clammed his clammy hands together in excitement, grabbed the can of Cheese Whiz and moved in for the cheesy thrill of it all. "Please don't do it, I am begging yo

Intent? Josie thought. Is that like when I want to have tea but then the person says no and I try to force it down there throat? or is it the other thing where I send out emails?

were off on drug adventures. They abandon me at the age of 2 to brother Magillicutty. He had the classic monk bald head and woolen robe. He made me wear them too even to high schoo

Bird jealousy was real and she was uber jealous of Floxy and Squawker. She felt Nona's pain. She collaborated with the ex-lover to plot the best revenge ever. Feathers fluffed and

discontinued the medication & saw his doctor. "Sorry, Kodi." said Dr. Plutz "Those instructions work only if you get SOME of the symptoms- not all of them. You got 2 days to live."

her nose. With the last of her snot gone, Doris said: "There, Harold, we can escape now." She slid aside a poster of Beyonce, exposing a long tunnel lined with neon lights, 7/11's,

So they moved into a cardboard box on the pavement in front of the stationers. It was reasonably roomy, but Ursula found it hard to manage to type while Gudrun was attending to hi

fancy fluffy pets from averting their eyes. Fifi and Muffy would spin chasing their tails with jealousy at Lil' Pekar's the naked mole rat's nudity. Many fainted from the glory!

remade, as tempting an idea as it was when it was originally conceived. There could be only one Me. My handyman bots Mofo and Bobo carried out the remains. Nadine and Osho watched

She was the electric knitter and her claim to fame was curling yarn into the most amazing yarn art. Sculptures of five headed hydras and broken wing angels came from her knitting.

Newly weds, this was shock to Raymond. "Minerva?!" He called out in shock. " Meant to tell you my lower half is serpentine." I thought the reason you used a wheelchair was because

I had a whole ecosystem worked out. It was perfect. A place for everything and everything in it's place. I even had a space for entropy. That entropy entered my memory and I forgot

I could not help it but sometime after the 13th hour of the Regional Chewing Finals I fell asleep. The last event I can remember was the 3rd Bleu Cheese Chew when Tony's bleu was

He had hairy knuckles and long arms with a sloped forehead and big feet. Not to be confused with big foot, he could do math and dance the tango but honestly he looked like Lurch.

just give me all your dollars, cents, rupis, yen and... Hey wait where are you going?!" Nat looked at the greasy vendor of phony tickets to Disneyland. "I'm going to Six Flags!"

. No I love bats, baseball bats, vampire bats, fruit bats and even dingbats. That's why I would never besmirch Batman. In fact I am Batman. ... In my dreams, of course. It's legit!

This is why I avoided the meaning of life questions, preferring instead to ask what meaning can I add to life. What purpose can I give another. I ran around altruistically do good.

& so it happened,as I said it would, but then I also said I'd say that and so I did. But this was never about me anyway. Was it? When I asked myself for the answers, who but me cou

turned me in for starting the great fire of 1910. Three million acres gone just because I have an explosive hot head. I thought the flamingos were my friends but they were really r