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AIGEE caught site of her mid destruction of the Earth speech. She was large and lovely and wore a "I love Alien Rock" T-shirt. His plan dribbled from his ear. All he felt was love.
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She started on the floor. "All you have to do is had out samples without spilling the substance on the floor. It used to be a floor cleaner and we turned it into pop. I can corrode
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and stockings. "Now I have some real news to report on Mr. President!" <Trump tackles female reporter in a sexual assault triste!> "FAKE!" he declared despite video evidence. But
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ma cherie. Tu est toujours mon fleur. (you are always my flower) But since you failed me again Mardi Gras is off the list. You may watch it from the window." I sobbed staring down
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-odgrass was mortified that the nurses would leave him with the mess. "Not so fast," said Dr. Snodgrass as he grabbed a nurse by the scruff of the neck, "you clean this up."
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one of these snake fruits and a couple seranos with just a hint of lime and some seaweed for a bitter bite. The brewmaster smiled and removed the seaweed. "No man no seaweed beer."
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Betty's soul was drifting above me as I claimed my reward and ads the trophy entered my hand lighting struck it. No meal made from my best friend could undo the eternal judgement.
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Oh yes I was conducting the Phil Harmonic Choir whilst playing the piano and the harpsichord with my toes. One man bands watch out! I am the Evel Knievel of classical music. I fli
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volatile Vomiting Turets. The doctors had hoped by injecting her with mutated spinal serum from a druid basilisk that her resistance to word play would harden into shield against
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the black night where lost folds fall into the abyss. I too have fallen and I can't get up. No joking here I am the La Gran of the future where only the wild antics of the new can
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"No Alice," the alien faces explained, "here in Wonderland breaking a mirror is 13 years bad luck. " Alice sobbed nothing here makes sense. "No they make dollars," Chershire Cat ex
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As Medi Ocre noone expected anything from me. They were surprised when I was an over achiever. "Better to wow them with better than average than let them down with under great."
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- the freaking MEDICINE ball - on your foot. On the way to ER, Columbo can't stop apologizing: "My wife has a remedy for smashed toes! Incidentally, your alibi doesn't check out."
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posited, the orange pulp freshly consumed - along with the gallons of water she had had to drink to bring out the o.j. - gurgling merrily within her. "I'm off to the loo!"
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I always loved surfing the waves at Chernobyl Beach. Mostly because I could sneek through the barbed wired fences and use the toxic's sludges glow to see at night. I have the beach
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The bodies had names carved into their skin, and at first they seemed random. Ice. Penny. Pentagon. It wasn't until they found the key to decipher the madness. It was in the blood.
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ability to slow time down to a standstill. Summer camps could do that to you, but this was caused by someone else. He was a time traveler and a young immortal, and he could kill.
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face into his shirt. "I love you, Josh." I said, voice muffled by the fabric. He gave a disgusted look. "You're 25, and I'm 15. You can't love me." He shoved my hands away. I star
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"Chunky?" I hate when they call me that. Manny the Manatee munched on his lettuce sandwich and watched "My 600lb Life" He chuckled. "600 pounds, hehhh." That's nothing compared to
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abandon; like drinking milk from human skulls and pouring kitty litter in human toilets so we can sit for a change... this always gunks up the human's plumbing... what a bunch of