with the principal fro bringing the whole wooden giraffe collection. "Bogo, do you know why you're in trouble?" He asked. Bogo mumbled about needing to share the giraffe love.

e you're too jealous, uniformed or selfish to handle letting people be. That's why I'm sending you to suffer the last day that each of these victims lived and their genocide.

h made her a formidable predator. Madeline took chunks out of everyone who dared to cause her grief. The trash man who failed to show for a week due to flu had holes a up his arm.

chance to scratch out a living on the dry carmine soil would have been possible: we had two too few.The chickens were inbred & sickly. Somewhere on Mars we 99 survivers had to find

He could feel their spiny fingers and sharp claws. The path through the blackened woods was obscured by branches. But He made it to the watch tower. There was a small ham radio. He

"Booooob," I moaned in my best Monroe voice batting my eyes. The director shrugged. "I meant anger!" Fine. "BOB!" I shouted. "Sexy Anger." I yelled & and winked. "Bob sexy fool!"

sputter. Her lemonade pants shoved in his mouth he cried. "That's enough! you don't need to be so naughty!" I scolded. "I'll show you naughty," her eyes glowed red & her head spun

if you can't write more than just Zac Efron's name I will have to feed you to the FS demons I chortled at HarleyV. I could feel the FS tension mounting. I decided to release it by

Muffy. She had to be his daughter Wendy Paxton, now 11 years old . Why was she living in Baxter, AZ? Why did no one recognize him? Why was he see through?! He hadn't died so

Jerry couldn't believe it. He followed the instructions his ancestors left & lit the magic candle ($4.99 on sale) in the magic cabinet ($12.99 standard). The bags began breed. OMG!

She'd have the police show up, claim they suspect a meth lab. While they are supposedly searching the house, she would fill the basement with whipped cream. Best practice prank eve

on her head of delicate golden curls. She offered the gods of the obelisk 10% of her harvest & two large chicken. Suddenly light above her glowed. "You have been chosen Lilia."

but would not cry out from the testicular pain. "Pink (snap) is not your color," he grinned, snapping the bottom of her bikini top...gasp...a fist-sized wad of tissue fell to the

into the tent where Chuckles the clown was enveloped in a cloud of smoke. "Your eyes are bloodshot," Mary noted. She shook a gilded pitchfork at the imps. "How much for this one?"

wept under the weight of her martini glass, Aunt Betty charged forth with her scathing diatribe. In the end I swore upon a turkey drumstick that I'd never again play peacemaker

the fact that the children planted their dog turds in his sandwiches. Days later policemen shut his cart down for some silly made-up indictment called "violating health standards"

his chubby arm with high octane novocaine. "I can't feel my body!" blubbered the patient as Dr. Huckleberry strapped him back into the dentist chair. "Good, that means it's working

assumption that she was a virgin, but she knew how to play the game of love. Her slap did not hurt the vampire. "Relax, it's just Diet Pepsi," he told her. "Oh, okay then," she

for the closest space port. The Kraken was going stellar, interstellar. He would rip apart every star ship there was. But in Space their are bigger badder things than here on Earth

and, key lime keyante. If these cookies don't buzz you up nothing will. The salesman smiled, mentally undressing me thinking I'd be too high to fight later. But the jokes on him be