should be revealed. Amilar's sexual thirsts were legendary in the hush hush community. They lent themselves to the stranger side of things. Amilar preferred things like marshmallow

hemolymph as it sputtered..then gushed out of Eleanor’s splintered rostrum. Agra-Vur had never witnessed another creatures demise, and he felt pleasured by it. "I am going to

The thing is, if one looks hard enough for a message or pattern, it's always there to find. The monitoring scans mistook my fantasy football statistics spreadsheet for IFF data and

plate number off the back of a double parked space submarine from the Hamptons of Venus. The nefarious noodle mafia was involved. Jerry now had a lead on them. He

Oh good, you're laughing at me. Well I'm laughing at me too. Not just anyone can wear their undies on the outside of their pants. Only superheros can look this special.

All fluffy aliens loved canned cat food but, fancy feast was the best. Fluffy Muffy from the planet Hiku decided to muscle in on his delicious kitty goodness. But he shot lasers fr

forgot to pack a swimming suit and swam in his undies instead, his white undies. Not only did the girls at the campsite get to see all that mother nature had given Jerry but the br

I wanted to send you some nudes. But Large Marge and Hairy Hans refused to posed naked except for their feet. So here you go foot nudes.

al bs. After all folding is a way to make the insane sane or is that the sane insane. What does it matter? We all need some bs from fs just to stay stable. I do at least. Hee hee

escape he thought. Here floating up toward the smog layer. Ever since the clean air act he had begun to suffer smog withdraw and now he would be wrapped back in that comfort. He

Here on Earth no one recognized the farts & tap dancing as communication & instead thought him a very rude dog. So off to obedience school went the alien, Zog.

g they were going to need to find a way to distract the in-laws. They always hated Thanksgiving because of Bathilda. She was Jimmy's mother-in-law and more stuffy than a turkey.

I was jumping up in joy while i got distinction for all my subjects, then i heard a scream,when i turn i saw bruno mars ............................................................

pointed outward. Then he painted small black strips between them so the face's teeth would look like piano keys. Art patrons the world over came to observe this masterwork.

forelle, no choice in the Whale & there are no eels in the hovercraft. Magic Mathew & Trippin' Tripper's organs decided they needed to change bodies before it was too late.

looked totally out of place. He praised the guards strong muscles & glinting scales. If it weren't for the errant tendril, he'd be more attractive than the chief Mordock Guard!

I'm just that good. Either way, I've got myself a new golf cart. I wish it made that loud buzzing sound in forward. Guess I'll just drive backwards to hear that soothing sound.

nearly everything. Including bulbous body of the gelatinous beast. The smell of burning fat was vomit inducing, yet I pressed on. My peanut butter sandwiches will be without jelly

"Take a shit before you shower and you won't have to wipe." Greasepaint said with enthusiasm. Cheers erupted from the audience. Unfortunately for greasepaint

This excited Wolfram. Jan too notice and did a little sliding of her own. Pulling her moomoo dress up to reveal her Sarlac pit, Wolfram moved in to show Jan how he earn his name.