Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA

ed my blue sweater. I'm just saying,,,People! If you're determined to enter the unknown, a haunted house for example, before you go, tie up your loose ends. I loved that sweater!

before long there could be seen a crack bug hood, with crack bug gangsters and crack bug prostitutes. They were all havin a fine old time, selling, smoking and stealing crack

a decent gumob, you know? Mama said I was gonna get mighty hungry up here; said them folk don't even know what a crawdad is. I might be a hitman but that don't mean that I hafta

a game of dominoes. He snickered to himself as his victim set the game up, he had been playing dominoes for over 300 years; his victim was about to get the double whammy! No! It

making us highly combustible. Several of my friends went up in flames but they were hot heads. I kept my cool,but the situation lended new meaning to the chemistry of relationships

So he studied perfected and spiced. Behold the crackers of doom only demons & daredevils could tolerate them. Foody Gluteus Maximus tried Coquos Eatius' creation again this time

bite my finger or something to stop the vomit or something but what if that doesn't work well I mean it's not like anybody is going to see we were just nuked but I still can't tell

Before, you would look at half a lung and trace out the major features and maybe their function and that was it. Simple, done, no problem. Now, you have to know who's neighbor mito

and yet it's settling for sucking in all matter around it, like a fat kid at an AYCE buffet. BIG daddy issues too.One day it's all calm then BANG! A lousy black hole that can't

Then again, I've never been one to shy away from war. The last one had been won by tactically positioning pink rubber ducks in each parallel universe, thus preventing Other Me from

a tripper named Tripper, that's me. I'm had a 5D vision in a 6D world. It's a hyperdimensional Flatland story of sorts. A Tesseract loves a Heegaard Floer Bottle but only sees its

I'm more into the wiry wily types like Loki, Mercury or Huehuecóyotl. They don't wear speedos and they know that brains win over brawn mostly. So I had a tryst with Bamapana

I only needed his wallet to kill his drunk artist against blowing up in my face. All the way down to Texas when it hit me. Bang! There it was all of this time right in front of us.

If I was to be buried in a field, would my personality crawl through the ground free of traffic. What do you mean we'll think later? Thinking thinks think when think thinks!

I made no such promise. Yes, I know people who know people Edward G. Everybody knows people except for the one guy nobody knows of never heard of until those moment. All of history

I was watching Pickup on South Street 1953 when I stopped to shout "No, I'm a Real One, Fred MacMurry." but something always held me back from doing so. Something or someone.

The invisible forces that I felt were so powerful I joined him for poker. We Earthlings know nothing about poker until we play it with spiders from Mars. I returned home and told

"Yes, pressure, the demon of space," said Captain Jameson in Naked Space which is just next door to That Other Space in outer space. That is what I heard and that is what I am tell

gerate.Mr Rube bouncy bounced down the Hall double bouncing two youths thru their cherry bomb smoke screen.I realized this was my chance & took out my crib notes.The speed of sound