and Marty fished his portion hanging from the kitchen lamp. Andre appreciated our efforts to make him feel at home, but his head got stuck between the ceiling & dad's stash of

Anna, a TV producer with After Life Productions was trying to find cast members for her new movie...The Zombie Apocalypse. Make no bones about it, she was going to

corner and will pick though the breadcrumbs and will take the best pieces to fold into their burritos at Taco Bell. They then market them as Folding Story

my seedlings to keep them from the brightness of the sun and help them grow into the topiaries they are today! Yet, I finally had to face the hardwood and realize that

shot the walker right out from the old man that was using it. "Consarn it, you little tree toad!" shouted the old man, but Daryl didn't dare shout back. That old guy knew his dad!

-olved around in my blender with tomatoes and hot peppers until the guacamole that was to change my life emerged with a resounding splop onto my festive platter. From that moment

l, because u look like a twig and I need a girl with some humps. So that's y. Now I'm with m and she's just the b's knees. I hear j and Silent e talking about you though so maybe

I suggested "Quran toting rapscallion" but it was ruled confrontatioal. Darlene suggested "smoothie" abd it went over well until she was asking for their lunch orders which came

women should pay slightly more money for the same product, but make slightly less money in the same job. The Matriarch was pleased

nk wallpaper and pulled out my "firebird metamorphasis spellbook of the ages" 'NOMO LATUNIS SECLORUM, INTUIO HOMOGEN TERILLO' I chanted something latun I think... Irina started con

We all snapped to attention and little Toby wet his pants. "They had red eyes and were the size of my fist!" Grandpa raved, "and by the time they were done, the farm was picked

his daily excersizes... he needed a squatter. And honestly Narcissus wasn't doing anything else other than being entitled all afternoon.

She would certainly want to get even. That cornerstore selling death on the side - a typical haunt. The people there, faceless. I'd ask, and they'd respond with

sols that were supposed to calm the sheeple failed to work their magick. There were going to be potential riots before the plane could land on schedule. Right now the turbulence

for the villian, maybe yours. Some consider my phone calls to read your future to be cruel or insensible. I call it sound business sense. On my next visit, that's your Final Trip.

We had to get a suitable boat. The natives made one for us and we paid them with fresh pineapples. Fair was fair. There was a whole foods nearby, run by a family of grass fed cows.

Think of all the money we'll get when she's dead." I thought surely the old woman would be able to hear the two of you, but then I remembered she was practically deaf. No matter

This dude wore a jacket that had "Never Again" on the back with skull and bones - plus long, greasy blonde hair. My mum couldn't stand him. Now, I understood and my mum was glad.

You and your family to three degrees will live forever as long as you never step off Coney Island. Jessica said that did not sound like a "new friend" type of thing to say. Carny

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