call a guy I new in Poughkipsie to translate the owner's manual written in Akkadian using Hiragana. The koenigsegg one:1 had it all: I toggled on the reverse polarity deflector ray

Then you add goji berry extract and panax ginseng for good measure. This makes it healthier than it would be otherwise. James Thurber and his dog would have loved my recipe for it.

My mum told me this long ago, so every time I cross the bridge over the river Lethe, her words of wisdom come to mind. The Red Orchestra was playing "Music For Madmen" by Zitti as

Frankenfurters were not to be trusted either. Both had nitrites and the numbers were off the charts.Wiener and still champion was shut down.

There was a cold wind in Valhalla, which Jethro Tull sang about. The Shadows of Perception listened intently. So did the snow and the ice. This was winter 2017 coming...not pretty.

In Being And Nothingness by Teilhard de Chardin. There was a place for such arguments in universities in 2016, Professor Buber discovered. Hidden in the library on the third floor,

About being drunk on the job. There were forty brews sold there and no need to pay if he was a DJ. It was the ideal job for him. The pulsecam tracked the beats per minute. He was

The mirror whispered to her, "Get off your phone and pay attention!" as she busily went about business. The latest issue of The New Yorker was waiting. Gigi the peregrine falcon

At the symbols crudely drawn on the wall had only led to several concussions and a decision to cease real life experiments until such time as the thinning of the veil was better

evidence against me piled up ever deeper and deeper. For instance that can of Tab soda with my DNA all over it when I hated Tab with a passion. I finally decided that the veil had

His hands tightened on the rail when he made out debris on the beach baring the island's colors. He yelled for the captain to come around leeward. He himself ran forward to trim

Then the trombone and trumpet players joined in the chorus, followed by French horns. A yak was the producer of the session at the Yak recording studios, state-of-the-art. Famously

But then so did he and would give them each $50 after he beat them up and that's how Bum Fight started.

dead on the floor, a pair of mallets protruding from his back. The audience gasped and the timpani player backed away slowly, swearing he hadn't ruined the xylophone solo, but his

kind of guy. He was old and withering, though sturdy but also stubborn. "Excuse me sir," called a little girl with two bows in her hair. Her eye's big and one glob of snot...

ice open a papaya in the dark under my sheets. I loved to have the juice run down my bruised and battered body while imagining Jason's bully pulpit grasping hands throw lawn darts.

have the best eyesight, but was a sick jockey. He relished the idea of breaking the new "horse" in- not before branding it. Much to Cuthbert's grief, Murdock mounted his sore heiny

"Yes Dr. Lector," she replied pushing forward the handcuffed man, "I present to you Earl Grey. Mr. Grey this is Dr. Hannibal Lector and you are his vittle now." Grey's eyes grew

But it turned out to be too holely and barely struck me at all as there was barely enough fabric left to make contact. When she saw there would not be an blood she switched to plan

and if you see penguins visiting, you know you are way down under just like the bearish stockmarket