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rence to citrus help mask the smell. As a feral cat, you are unable to use a liter box and defecateall over the furniture. The smell is impossible to get out. So I had to let you
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said my friend from across the table. Battleborn was a brut but loved using the breadsticks from Olive Garden as a weapon to invade Ruby Tuesday's. He insteaded that the rubies
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derwear was riding up on Paulinus back. Mr Deer continue to drive much to Paulinus chagrin. But they needed to get to the Cathedral to give a sermon on the powers of peyote.
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He thought this advise ironic, coming from his hilly-billy dad with only 5 teeth and a collection of creepy hand bags used to hold various female products that he never used.
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rnity. The fear that God forgets before he forgives makes the last weeks in hell all more anxious. That is how Sally Stayput got left behind in hell with the likes of
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she could find enough hugs to power the portal long enough. She needed to bring her daughter through the portal, but as she stood outside with a 'Free Hugs' sign, she worried that
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"This weeks mystery is where Lunch Lady Cathy gets all her tuna for his fish Taco's on Tuesday." Beephop the clown said. Thaack pondered this question. He did enjoy the tuna fish
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had choked me. I was relieved from the excitement and the adrenaline started to kick in. I wanted to feel alive again. I wanted to feel that kind of power.
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Ginger realized that this disembodied spirit couldn't be her soul. And that it was a demonic monster looking to possess her mind and body. Like in the Wizard of Oz, she had a soul
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victory. She spit the cocoa out in a dramatic effect. She was going to put her foot down now at this tyranny. "I demand a cup of tea" she started. "with Honey!" Jimmy was shocked
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PenPape saw a small Peep running around when she plopped the small chicken into her jawpopping mouth and swallowed it. None of the other animals saw this. But her thirst for blood
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their offspring. They weren't. Regina and Dolores Mudd were conjoined at the waist. They were the bass player in the periwinkle ramona, the Pink Floyd of dimension 27. Memories of
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Queen to E5. The baboon only got angry and threw feces at me. Much like the game of Monopoly I would play with my family. But this was a gentles game. I threw the chess board at
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It helps me pick up ladies when their aloft. Pushes them over the crust. But being The Hardness of Bread comes with challenges. During the Pizza Civil War, NY crust companies foug
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After filing an addendum to the contract, I was allowed to leave but I had to take the ghost of Margaret Thatcher with me. She was peachy and wanted to help my personal life by
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The cook off began once the sun had set and the Count could arise from the draw of misplaced items. Count Spatula started to whip up something devilish sweet. I, allergic to dairy,
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Hint #4. It loves it Mondays Morning Meetings
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or, a less subtle approach. I increased my gait almost comically to take a large stride. My legs continued to sweat and my rectal wad still moments to explode. Not in the elevator
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Americans into there hybridded death traps and lock them in their cars on the way to work. Once trapped, every American would die. Unless Secret Agency Secebut stopped him.
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Not knowing who I was affected every aspect of my life and my lunch. The table stared at me as the waiter repeated, "Macaroni Al Pastor or Mushroom risotto." I stood up and yelled.