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Illy stuff that they were doing was not helping. She sat amused in her bed until she realized that she needed to preform triple bypass surgery on the Lawyer Astronaut President.
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looked at the mirror on the medicine cabinet. Sure enough, her reflection showed a hellish landscape behind her. She turned around to check but it was only the bathroom. Demons are
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with Britain's Got Talent was moved and said "With a rendition like that, you'll never need to drive a lorry again." whipping away a tear. The trucker's Brother got on stage with
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to be bought and sold like a commodity to be consumed raw. The two were shining examples of politicians. As they debated on stage in front of the dogmatized mass, they flip flopped
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Ignorance couldn't justify their suffering. They confronted their neglectful mother, their sorrow deeper than the freshly dug graves.
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The clown at my door yesterday wasn't just a clown. It was my ex.
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"Let's try a different role playing game." I suggested " I need to change." I left her in her tattered princess costume and decided to change into something more dominatrix for me
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"When the tornado hit," I recounted "I was able to survive by getting into my Fiat 500 and driving." Most people found it hard to believe but I didn't want to out drive the tornado
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from selling and baking. Though he loved Betty Crocker, his reading ability was that of a child. And followed the instruction of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham. He had trouble and
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Though, he thought he was in private, he noticed he was being watched. Removing his arm from his mouth, blood dripping. He decided to make his first move. He walked over to..
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The next, they were hiding in a bouncy house. The Overlord and his team would not give me a straight answer. So I decided the only solution was 7 pizzas, 3 2 liter sodas, 24 wings
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he lost control of his POS race car and rolled it up into the stands. He and Eddy celebrated secretly that their nemesis and competitor had died tragically. Or so they thought
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started the embalming process. It was often painful but the removing of organs and chemicals eventually killed the source of pain. Brad enjoyed his unsolicited work.
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I'm so glad I left the castle of the dead! But my luck ran out as well as my gas, along the highway as the senior citizens were heading to the Castle of the Dead. I got stuck with
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I left the party because Kesha had not arrived. Really, it was not a party. The party hadn't started because she had not walked in. As I was leaving,
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But also urgent to stop the water from dripping into the outlet on the floor. They would all die if they didn't move fast enough. The seniors watched in horror as the teenager got
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it would destroy the world. John Bull knew the truth of the deadly Bonbonbonbon virus, as Dictatorship collapsed, Anarchy descended and civil war broke out (with proper distancing)
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we decided to take you. You will be able to help us. The strangers told me. I was scared as these unearthly beings had me. "So you need advise?" I asked them
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I've been working uncover to find Ley L." The woman said. The man confused because she had just gotten into his car in the red light districted in a small mining town in Canada.
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that you couldn't. But that is what separates us. This is my manifesto to how I can achieve the unthinkable. I was able to save the world from the fleet of Chupacabra by...