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Franklin was walking home from the ball game. The pitcher for the other team, that Charlie Brown dude, was easy to hit off. "WAH WAH WAHHH WAH!" Franklin's mom was angry about some
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Pit Bull owners will tell you their little bundle of joy won't hurt a soul while you get mauled by a 50 pound murder machine. Its even more ironic if they have a cutesy name like
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Admittedly, you can't use a knife to turn your old boss into a toad, but its a tool to be used wisely nonetheless. It's similar with magic, use it wisely or you will. Get. Cut.
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grabbed his paddle knowing that such a naught boy must be hit. In order for God to forgive there must be pain to come. Slowly he brought out his camera.
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I would turn all people in the land into either lemons or zebras. Maybe both? However, I would not take office without
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I'm a big fan of the unexpected, yet humorous situations. Quite akin to calling small dogs such threatening names as Killer, Shredder and (my personal favourite) Slaughter-house.
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"Activate the Firefighter program to put out the firewall!" "Hackman's weakening because we're losing the connection! Jin, activate the Boost program where the fight is happening!"
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"What's the Keyword of this monster?" "The Keyword is 'Thunder'. It's electricity-based." "Set our Keywords: 'Beast', 'Bullet', and 'Break'."
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In a world where gemstones provide magic, the strongest wizard uses... topaz and jade? Not diamond, the rarest and most expensive gem? Why is that?
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-ose birthday it was. There was no cake, no presents, none of those little swag bags filled with stale candy and useless objects. They began to cry at the futility of it all. Why
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Then they would all sing sea shanties and later wake up on the beach, rinsed clean of all their puke. He missed those days. Now he worked in an office cubicle, and no-one wanted to
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Crawling through the jungles of 'Nam really had me fried. That, and whatever Fred gave me to nalm my curves, I mean calm my nerves. Unable to tell that Vietcong from the parrots, I
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gripped tight on his hot rod. He revved the engine twice and put on his favourite racing track: Initial D - Deja Vu. Infernel pressed down hard on the pedal as the race started,
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In a secret laboratory in Russia, scientists are working on nanites to change the world. Meanwhile, on the other side of the earth, a man stubs his toe on his IKEA coffee table.
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Somehow, we never got paid. Not getting paid is a real deal breaker when you're a mercenary. Still, being one of Custer's Raiders had its own cachet. We got looked after. Custer &
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One thing I learned is that my sister's cat Dinah has a steady Gentleman Caller. He looks like a feral cat: like those gangster cats on Tom & Jerry. I also learned that my nephew
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So, Jericho switched gears; he started calling his mother “Uncle,” which pissed off Pasternek even more. “Oedipusi,” Pasternek barked at his wife, “Stop placating that boy!”
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What kind of chalk does the devil use on his cosmic billiards cue? No, I don't know, I'm just folding a random story and panicked. "8 ball in the God pocket!" says he, by mistake.
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I kept getting tripped up on the past and falling on my face. I think it was the laces on those darned Adidas, which I had bought in 1975. Being original equipment, they kept
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Now, you too can lose up to 20 pounds a week with my all-new "Picture a MAGA Guy Getting Off" Diet (or PAMGGO, for short). You'll absorb fewer calories due to losing your lunch