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Then the infected woman ate her sons heart. She was already looking for the spleen when she suddenly started choking. In her diseased state she panicked, slipped on blood, & spit a
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I could hear a few of coworkers laughing behind me. They were gathered around T's cubicle. "Hey B, I heard you write erotic Golden Girls fan-fiction as blanche-boytoy69. I fancied
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Fat would not be joining James, Liam, John, Alvin, Bart, Kary, Elvis, Felcia, Grace, Kevin, Marie, Oliver, Perry, Steven, Tim, William, Zoe, Xavier in the last fold. Who else would
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"So what should I do," Diedre asked morosely. "Flip the pyramid bitch! Better yet stick to rhombuses. They got more faces for you to ride, if you get me girl." Loquacious was right
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His mother's head whipped around to give her a wobbly look. Brandy, didn't think the wobbly part was intentional. "Who ARrr you tshalking 2 and who you lush calling, arghh!" Last
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By the time he came to his senses his nuts were swelling out of his chaps. She was gone with the kids. His swollen nuts had gone viral. He was fighting off offers from Tosh & Ellen
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first triple mast ship she saw, the SS Disdain. She had chosen the Disdain because she had noticed a few buccaneer "acquaintances" among the loading crew. She was right. Mutiny was
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the ghost of Harry Nilsson, Oscar the Grouch (who had accidentally dropped acid and could now think outside the trash can), Lady Elaine (AWOL from the neighborhood of make-believe)
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"Tyrone? What are you doing here? Black men are not allowed on this side of the city. If you get caught you will be in such big trouble and so will I. Please save yourself or I'll
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Habia una vez trus
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, and, upon chomping on the cookie, he hugs himself in ecstasy, jumps into the air and floats back down, sighing, that is just my old hound, Snuffles. Just tickle his belly and
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"Mrs.Jenkins, we don't want yer homewerk!" the class arr'd in agreement. "We want RUM and GOLD DOUBLOONS!" the class roared and broke out into a sea shanty.
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Although they have filled all my bank accounts with cold hard cash, I am not in the least fulfilled by their presence.
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"I know where I put the blue vile cheese." translated the student, "however, the textbook had a typo 'Malifico' should be 'maléfico' he corrected, much to everyone's chagrin. Maria
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Recipes seemed obvious to me, however, those chefs, so called, couldn't read the recipes, none of them seemed to read this Bible, however I needed to check other language speakers,
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The answer very Holy, I decided to that "Very Holy Bible" out for a test driving to Las Vegas, "Sin City" to see if anything would happened. My first stop was The Venetian Casino.
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few of the ways I give sexually pleasure myself using popcorn, not to mention the Diaper integration, instead of porridge or Bananas the previous author pleasures with popcorn, but
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ate as much as Gluttony, who was filled with lust for smell of blood and hellfire in the air. No one knew what to do when the Four Horsemen asked to order off the menu.
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Press this button on the remote, to order from the newspaper kiosk if you want a discount on select papers please make sure your subscription is renewed, else select your paper.
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Gardini was shouting during the art class, because the laptop stopped working, Travaglini told He that we were hearing him and the connection went down.