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Most parents do agree,however, that a teacher shouldn't embarrasses their "little angels" when they have an accident during class, that is precisely what happened to Liam, Mrs. Ann
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Would the gods Quetzalcoatl among them grant us necessary rain and protect against our enemies across the ocean with their "guns" and miasma from blankets killing our young and old
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people would just work together already.
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Well, the thought of Jesus doing a stand-up comedy routine on the mount in heaven made Paul want to die just to get tickets. But Paul had his whole life to live, at least another
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Sadistic kind of way. “So chamberlain, is that his name or his position.” I whispered, leaning in close. Neville paused, stroking his beard with his oily hands. “No clue.”
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lap the curtain closing and a vibrating conveyor belt taking us to his room, we would start with a movie then move into foreplay most notably was BDSM, Gay Santa would take out his
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your swords when you can print them out. Or print out a ghost gun or a trebuchet. Flopp’s Circus doesn’t stop at only amazing you once. Like your bearded ladies versed in Proust?
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Noreen Carothers-Zvank was the type of woman that wasn’t a type. On this particular day, while walking her snake , she was pondering about Poi Dog Pondering’s legacy. While she did
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riendly, but, it turned out to be a sham. The Church of Scientology ran that Institute. It turns out that Tom Cruise was in charge of the location, leading to Telltale's scepticism
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However, selflessness and righteousness were very helpful on St. Judes feast day.
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Good morning, Mr. Bentley; this is your President calling to remind you that this time tomorrow you will turn 50 and, per the Constitution, be euthanized. It’s good for the economy
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Is cornmeal really my favorite color or was that a choice that someone made for me? Was my ignorance part of some passionless passion play? Was I cast as the schmuck? Or the patsy.
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“You in that hat!” “What, you with the shotgun?” “Why are wearing that hat?” “Because Nun Ubiznesizzle.” “That’s a cynical view.” “I willing to die for my view. Ready to kill for y
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Maudlin Deeppockets was surprised at how many people were deeply offended by her name. Last night at the Captain’s table she had a lovely evening with Desdemona la Fitte. Until she
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Penny was barely 21 when she found out she was pregnant with #6. Buck was elated. He already had a name in mind, Maudlin. Scratch, Boodle, Sterling, Shekel & Fin were excited as we
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On the contrary, that was when Mary became the most scary. When she ran out of words she resorted to her talons. Nobody was feeling the tickling she inflicted. Not John’s pickle.
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to the dungeons beneath MY house. There were clients in there! My pet chimp, Chauncy, thought to cut me out of the operation. I never should have shown him Planet of the Apes. Kim
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Surmising George’s slapping a Morlock was a usual greeting among these new species and/or lifeforms, Weens, as well all of the other Eloi there, slapped a Morlock. Looking like Jim
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Good morning Sheriff. We had a break-in at the growhouse. They didn’t get much. But one of them was kind enough to leave her leg in our bear trap. Ma’s frying it up for breakfast
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One such device was labeled with that damn Nazi logo my friend Ambrose was dead for his Jewish beliefs, I searched around to see if he left any notes concerning his young daughter,