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-er Laurie shouted from her kitchen window. "I'm tryin'a get this damned thing off my tail!" shouted Pip. "Well, come on over here, I'll hit it with my broom," offered Piper, who
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can easily walk between his molecules with your hands outstretched. Mr. Magnitude thinks he has beaten you, but what he doesn't know is that you have become his deathly virus.
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And that, my friends, is reality through the eyes of a pathological liar; it’s egotistic flimflam at its finest. Monty loaded his basket with enough toilet paper to wipe the asses
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making light of an otherwise dark situation. In a flash, I had a bright idea! A filament of my imagination LED to the ultimate fluorescence, dramatically changing all the lit areas
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THERE was not exactly on the tops of Hostelling International's great slogans. Nor was "WE ARE HOSTEL TO EVERYONE", given the population's propensity to misinterpret words so
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a brain. Makes all this really difficult, I tell ya. But I get by somehow, mindlessly bumping into things and saying "Oops, sorry" everywhere I go. Being brainless is actually not
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Not because of his case particularly, but reform of the judiciary included relooking at Joseph K’s case. The Trial and The Castle had sent him to the Penal Colony on Pluto. Joseph
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Oh nooooooose! I really dealt that egg a bad fall! I was distracted by that Harlem River. Not as dirty as I expected after last time. The girls in wedding gowns, each on a boat,
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Sven Guy was remembering that night that he hung out with Annie. It was the night before she left for the army. He realized now, she had chosen to spend her last night with him.
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"Oh," I said. So much for my conspiracy theory. I figure, if the first authority I talk to denies his role as an authority, then that's that. So I decided to go to my favorite
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Nothing else happened, though. In what would eventually be rated as the most boring murder mystery ever produced, everyone kept watching until they fell asleep in their
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out of my grow shed. I need to maintain a particular environment. I don't need any germs, be they felinegenic or homosapiensgenic, in my grow shed. Goes for you too. Love you." Mom
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could say "Ban all travel by foreign viruses!" It was a good thing that the Kremlin shut down due to the outbreak. The Big Cheeto had nowhere left to go to pump up his massive
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I pondered on this for a moment. How many different 1978s were there, anyway? How many me's were there in each 1978? Was I the true 1978 me, or was I just an imposter in another
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The philosophers should do police ride alongs. See how the vox populi starts as a mumble about a feeling that we don't like the way things are going. Tell us Saintly One, is the id
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"U could choose E", he said, to which I replied, "O".
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"They say that any man who has ever ploughed a furrow knows when a field is fallow." Huey was too busy to look but he did it anyway. He looked at Louey. Louey was already in CIC.
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was reluctant to take that birthright up. Being Incandescent wasn't easy at the best of times. But now, with the Core planets on the verge of revolt, I needed to be the general of
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feet of the statue of the Unknown Sherpa. Josiah knew he had just coughed up $3000 easy. That was before the Crow Virus though. Nobody would want to pay for it after it killed me.
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I've named the midget Francoise after that bass player who suffered his succotash. The author, Ben Dover, is also a porn auteur. That according to the author's bio on the back.