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Rhenish backwaters where death metal was usually the norm. Little Richard refused to work those types of venues. Bacon-Boner-Rhammer-Indabhut played anywhere. For "Sacrifice" they
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her best friend that her poetry was salacious, lurid, and unedifying. It would break Adrienne's heart. She would accuse me of being the 4th grade slut. "I would say guilty but I do
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I had allowed her to manipulate me into this trip in order to see where it led, or that El Duende was riding with us. "Well, it's a rest area," I said. "Get back in and drive," she
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Seaman Henson had the sharpest ears of all of us. "Sounded like a Tomahawk with Ticonderoga Tactical mods," he said before the sharks took him. "Damn that TicTac Command. My data
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Smell what he was cookin', alright, so gave him the peoples... Eyebrow and rock bottomed the Commander-in-Chief through the nearby desk. The CiC stood up after several moments and
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"The flashing light on Raigar's arm shows how much time he has left in his transformation. If the light stops flashing... Raigar will die." The narrator's grave words made fights
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"The flashing light on Raigar's arm shows how much time he has left in his transformation. If the light stops flashing... Raigar will die." The narrator's grave words made fights
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end this sentence, somehow. My dog was relieved, but we were still stranded on the roof of the Walmart and he needed to go walkies. Bad. The sun was hot and the tar began to
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realized that it was Mr. Huberg, that English teacher who had pestered her about using punctuation. "Stop being so werid, Mr. Huberg!" she said to him, "we don't use punctuation
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and don't ask me how I know. And that's how Liam started Liam's Chicken Soup Company. As long as he remained scared, he could pee chicken soup, but at what cost to Liam? He needed
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were at each other's throats to come out on top and be the new elites. As usual the Mississippi played a big role in the lifeblood that was trade for post-America America.[
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in a triage station set up on the football field of the high school. I had been dug out of the rubble of what used to be the Federalist Burlesque & Review. It was blown up by some
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on steroids who've sat too long on their roids barely waited for the light to turn red and they were gone. Leaving Ryugo and the rest i their dust. The magnitude of what they had
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"Officer, that's such a relief!" she lied. The creepy dude struggled to his feet, then started dancing and crooning: "When I think of you, I touch my face." The police lingered for
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as freedom is a cat's birthright. Smedley easily slipped through the bars of the brig and out of police HQ. He went back to his rounds as junkie whisperer. Comrade Skilinski
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and had driven away from me on a Vespa one day, wearing a skinny blue suit and pointed shoes. What I really needed was an old-fashioned phone, one that would stay in the kitchen
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do something, but all the doctors could say was that She-Hulk was "a little green around the gills." The Hulk, freaking out about touching She-Hulk's face, began to smash
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every orifice. They look like lawn sprinklers, those damned kids, spraying half-folded stories all over my lawn. Well, that does it. I intend to sue them for non-support of decent
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-ou hand me a mirror? I have to see how picturesque I look as I weep over being misunderstood. Here, take a photo and post it on every social media site available. When the world
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rigging his shoulders as he walked away was all the answer Sparky the Crow gave. Blasted should've been used to Sparky's moods but it was a surprise each time that it happened. The