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did anything more than form grass stains on your Fruit of the Looms? New Cheese Milk rips through your bowels like a tempest in a teapot, resulting in a long, quiet, stinky poot
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All the times that Detective Manatee insists he is retired and yet he keeps solving crime after crime both here on Earth but the rest of the Core planets as well. He says he likes
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the past/future. If so, there might be pandimensional considerations to keep in mind. "Just great, now I have to be concened about not stepping on any temporal toes," Det. Manatee
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The last thing that Cedric's father told him was, "You must be able to say something of merit on every subject." His father exploded 20 minutes later. There was no inquiry. A duke
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"Oh no. Got it wrong twice. Damn. My sister was Patient Omicron. I keep ending up in the wrong story. Anyway, I'm here. Lets be pretend brothers. I'll be the dead one. You the live
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few hands in the pot. It fed the lot. Some compared it to Camelot. They shouldn't have. Lawsuits flew back and forth. Recriminations flew. The Farm is splendid at ruining lives.
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With my hands elbow deep in the chicken entrails, I was elated. Finally, I was practicing necromancy alone. "Daddy, what is necromancy?" I dropped the mango. I didn't say it aloud.
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Old McTook wasn't really the original McTook. When he joins our story he was a wizened perpetually drunk doormat on a pleasure barge working the asteroid belts from Jupiterside. We
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Without a body I was free to move throughout the power grid. Stepping into the amplifier had allowed me to piggyback the higher frequencies into range of the high power wires above
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tribal motif that suggested demon blood "in this one". Was it real? I needed to learn more. "Your hair looks like a tribal motif that suggests you've got demon blood, Jimmy. Is it
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people started shambling in mumbling among themselves. They'd take a seat and, invariably, play with the candle centerpiece on their table. I was relieved I would have an audience.
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I felt as drained as the Stinton Sea. I had spilled all the beans to this woman, this genius of a human being. I'd told her everything. I didn't even know this woman! Her entourage
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"Mom, Dad, you know how I used to be obsessed with Spartacus as a kid?" Both smiled. Then they looked at each other with the ugly realization of where this was going. "I joined a
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I pressed STOP.REWIND.PLAY. "I like stuffed animals, but I don't like relationships that are plush with lies. That's why I chose eHarmony!" STOP.REWIND.PLAY. "I like stuffing anime
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limbic system out of whack earlier in the day during rehearsal. We'd had to cut the limbo number. I should have had a backup routine but I didn't. I fumbled around in a tizzy. My
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Olga pointed out a hipster in line to buy a Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino just like Frank's. "Must share the potato sack with the other one," Svetlana joked glancing at Frank.
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"I heard comrade President Trump speaking about the windmills on RT network," Olga said rearranging the cabbages in her PRAVDA bag. Then Frank overheard Svetlana tell her to keep a
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air of an Arizonan summer's night only made the hot pocket more miserable. George grabbed the snack in one of his meaty fists, forcing half of it down his gullet in a single bite.
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I looked across the desk from behind my fingers. "Look at him," I was thinking, "he's oblivious how many times I get this same pitch every week." "Seems a bit derivative. Pass."
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carrots and take all their land for potatodom. The regular Joe potato in the ground sometimes wished for more from life than just being a potato. The giant potato used that against