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wanted to renew the girl in their image. They moved deftly upon the trail of ooze they left. They had to move fast or the radioactive ground would overradiate them into their next
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from an overabundance of ennui with a spit of deja vu. What new nasty afflictions can we create anew today all over again? Those who transcended their mortal coil had a habit of
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At 8:00 PM The Redlight Zone (S4E28), "The Labored Breath": Miranda Cosgro plays a female survivor of a MAD situation. She meets Zac Efron, the male survivor of the enemy. Which is
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"Did you enjoy the snot in your soup?" "Not as well as last time. It had to be a woman with a phlegm buildup straining to break free." Tim was known all over town as a poor tipper.
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Just you get that bitin' notion right out of your head, fangboy. The Old West is about spankin' your horse and swiggin' the swiggables and shootin' men dead if they so much as
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because little Andy X was playing both sides of the game. He was one of Maria's top drug dealers in her MLM scheme, but he was also working undercover at Lilypad Nursery for the Ma
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, “He buggered me!” Tuco rolled with laughter and then barfed. “I’m a mare,” Boneyass whinnied. Tuca wiped his mouth and giggled, “If you’re a mayor, then Yo soy el presidente!”
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will spare your life, wretch," spoke the Goddess, "but I am turning you into a stinkbug. You will show your gratitude by buzzing the heads of my enemies." And with a flash of
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science teacher," I said as I watched Mrs. Smith's face go all creature-of-the-black-lagoon, "but before we discuss her grades, let me wipe that liquid oboe off the floor." The LSD
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-d my live-in maid Hortense was becoming suspicious. "Nightmares indeed!" she huffed as she sniffed her morning glue and set off for early morning classes at the seminary. I knew
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stayed there forever, part of his mind did, anyway, and made brothy love to Souperwoman in their little cauldron in the sky. When Andy was at work in this world, in the other world
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After they fixed the hitch arm they went back out to finish the southern field by the river. David had to have it finished by sunrise or the bonus would be taken off the table. The
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My name is Betrand and I collect missing puzzle pieces. I pay top penny. But only if I have too. Usually, people let me have them. "If you can find it, it is yours." I can usually
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fondled fondly by Father Forrest Figueroa for a fortnight in Flanders. Finn Foster didn't let his ordeal stop him from Fighting Foos. The Daily Guppy gave the whole story in full.
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towards us. "Why do you think our neighbors are against us this time," I asked my wife. "I don't thing they're actually against us yet. I don't see any shotguns. The virus will do
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therefore stopping this rhyming business right here and now!" And with a snort, it turned on its hooves and loped into the breeding field. I wasn't about to argue with the steer,
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the Allmighty has chosen me to go to Clown School, so I will go there in a red nose and long shoes and fulfill my destiny as has been decreed. And yea, though I drive in a tiny car
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felt, perhaps, that I belonged here. Just another oddity being odd with the oddities of Tod. The smell of moist peat told me I was nearing the old woman's desk. The fog couldn't
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Our own countermeasures were working against us now. We thought we had worked out the perfect solution. Of course, part of that solution had been giving the machine some sentience.
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Gonzo, the company's last medic. Then he jabbed himself with the weaponized anthrax and jumped out of the plane. We didn't expect he'd deploy his parachute. He didn't. Symptoms now