-
layboy bunny, or whatever the pirate equivalent was, anyway. "Awrlroight then, John, milad," the Captain drawled, "djou ave any ideawl what that thur wotsit is fer, then?' I paused
-
get going now, you know how it is, the wife'll be complaining, I'll just get on my--" the man stopped, shrinking back as the huge Robber Baron crumpled. "My son! He is dead?! No! I
-
erself a shake, dishevelling the light dusting of snow which had settled on her coat and hair. "I don't know about angels, but it's macaroons that give men wings,' she said coldly.
-
that baffled the pharmacist:"What doctor has such awful handwriting?!" He dutifully filled it & hoped for the best. But when MRT37 took his meds later, his mettalic wang began grow
-
rlock regarded her cooly:"You mean nada to me. That brew I handed you is the antidote to the roofie you just imbibed." Moriarty fumed:"How's an arch-criminal supposed to get any?!"
-
the epitome of the open truth. Not afraid to say whats on his mind, even when the social situation is not appropriate. "She smelled funny anyways", remarked Kevin, without a shame.
-
I never had the certitudes I claimed. But I could sell it and sell it is what I did. The people bought it up in spades. Soon the gifts & donations started to add up to something. I
-
Turning a swamp into a cesspool seemed like a good idea to some people. After all, the effluent had to go somewhere. Not in my back yard though. The City claimed "eminent domain".
-
He was discovering that becoming a cult leader was hard. He read in the cult leader handbook for dummies that he was in a stage 4 unlabeled region of thinkspace. He needed a cult.
-
so that he, the zombie formerly known as Jesse, could eat. Each time it ate a brain it remembered it had been Jesse. Before long, it found brains were wanting in this neck of the w
-
escaped from his beak. That was enough to have Herb jump out of his skin. It went back in but under protest. Then Herb saw past the man’s crow face & saw his Venus tits. With no ar
-
something about a tire iron hitting her head, so I'd at least die with THAT accounted for. In the end, Maria & I passed away with our arms linked & sharing a flask of Heaven Hill
-
The Grateful Dead blasting on a modified Victrola Keven Blake opened his eyes. That was his second mistake of the day. A bright light, that turned out to be the missing door, was
-
takes in his moves that time in Cabo and damn but his own butt looked so shapely and inviting. Darren thought about posting the clip on PornHub, but his FBI bosses might
-
your cowboy friends don't get to decide who is and who isn't a lesbian. Haven't you heard of Bisexuality? Look, I'll explain--" I never heard her explanation, as my horse suddenly
-
Tim was in hot water over at the retirement home. He was trying to help out his nephew with his business. The nephew was a pusher. I don't know what they are called these days. Ins
-
He might have heard slurps at the end. Two different ones at least. He just took it in stride. He had bigger ghosts to fry. Still, he checked that his axe was unencumbered. A flash
-
grabbed the plate and tossed it out the open window as if it were a frisbee. The pickled vegetables slid from the crockery in mid-air and splattered onto the antique wallpaper.
-
The hidden foe is as close as your nose in the mirror. You’ll be lucky if you only get seven years.
-
I paid three month upfront with my IPS. I couldn't chance missing Babish on my Newton 2. I augmented it a bit. I hooked up some Raspberry Pi's into a gyro eating machine and I fell