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& I want you to know how that feels. I could've been a RoboCop of rapists or murderers; the RoboCop of RoboCough's online selling patterns. Instead I keep pizza deliverymen in line
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far. In this one thing did the earth magic sing to her. If there had been a prize for magical mud-slinging, she would take it. She was approached by the Warlock McClane on behalf
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into a battle royale with cheese. Jeff looked down at his blue plate special. There were no eyes on it. Had Linda lied. Where was she? Where was Barry? Then he saw the eyes under a
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It was February and I couldn't tell if I spelled February correctly. It looked right but, maybe, a bit sketchy too. I must have forgotten the oddity of it. People remember the odd.
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had clearly lost all humanity since he had become a cyborg, in spite of his being a man of the cloth. Talula stopped dancing and turned to him. "Rev Hathaway, I've been meaning to
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-inator and get lost!" Brenda snapped and left in a huff. Doofenshmirtz was left dumbfounded. How could she not see the honesty and purity inside him? He decided
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likeness on a cocktail napkin and shoved it in the face of the Sub-Lieutenant, then #1's face. "I know you both carry Kaido's babies, but I am the Captain! ENGAGE BLACK FANG NOW!"
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Have you heard of Kentucky Fried Chicken? Well, get ready for our brand new range of tasty goodness: "Kansas Fried Chicken".
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The Borg ignored them. The Borg don't negotiate. Never before. Today they parley with Empress Beyonce of planet Earth. The Borg have honored a truce. Resistance is futile, maybe.
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Three days out from St. George we were attacked by commancheros. We fought them off but it cost us dearly. A dozen dead and another score dying in the Surgeon's tent. Women were
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She also had a new persona. She was now known as Bruiser Maclosky. A fan in Detroit called her Alexa Bliss and she clocked him because he dead named her. "I identify as Bruiser."
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when Rump nuked Sweden because China would have nuked back, that story was forgotten. Just like Chandra North. People were still dying but the bigger story was the Swedish refugees
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with my sanity like it always did. I could hear my mother yelling. "If you're doing a chemical induction you do not also babysit two toddlers and their pig." I learned that as a
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" "Yes, I've heard that. And a Martian anus is for..." Jezikara was interrupted by a marsquake. The catacomb spirit pointed her a way out. It would only cost her one drop of blood.
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future caught up to them. When they were all satiated that they'd had enough they found an interest in the Tesla Receiver they had obtained. Arcturian Spider Crystals usually could
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John's birth mother had died in birthing him. His father couldn't afford a wet nurse so John was suckled by their pet sow Gerty. She had lots of teats to keep Johnny happy. How he
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The music that was blaring just out of hearing had snared me again. I knew I had to go rescue Prince Charming from the evil hag, Cinderella. "Do you need a menu?" I looked up at
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"Either way, we die. I'm just suggesting that we cut back on the killing. Maybe just kill the people that need killing instead of everybody on his estate. That blind guy! What was
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I heard the cock crowing as a blues jazz fusion with the sunrise a soulful sax. I found my dancing feet barely holding me down. The music was so tempting. I was cheating the Devil.
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"What do you mean Beau? Are we going to teach the kitten to read or are we not? We told that evil man that we would. You know what will happen if we don't," he asked from the next