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Once upon a time/space continuum, Omar Peck was experimenting with the spiegel device and he inadvertently opened up a portal into another universe. The fire that ensued burned
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Dr. Sato's security team was good! The instant the laser pistols beeped that they were fully charged they already had their own weapons in the teams faces. Ren was retching from a
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only after sex with an older cougar? Not that I wasn't up for that. A young man like that could churn my butte until the cows came home. Fresh milk. Maybe he thought I had money.
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then turned to Brother Wing Ling. "Impetuous Ling you are full of ying. You must focus on the nothing by seeing the Whole as a hole." Brother Wing Ling almost wept. His eyes grew
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Consternation followed closely. Viewers assumed it was part of the script. "We've seen that already. Show us something else." Viewership was down and the Grammys didn't matter.
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closet and outed Watson by admitting they were lovers. Moriarty shouted back that he had known it all along. Frankie Four-eyes squinted and turned his head to whomever was speaking
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Paragraph to be presented to The Histories of Herodotus. Omar Peck looked at the Oracle of Topeka write her biography. She grinned and said she could smell the hot turkey sandwich.
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Meemaw, just some grits and an egg to keep her going, no seasonings. He got himself together for school. Birds fell from the sky and the eight-legged cat fled up the oak, as usual.
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and eat his hot buttered croissant while listening to French comedian, Jules Gujean, tell a dirty joke, “Un homme va chez le psychiatre parce qu'il ne peut pas satisfaire sa femme.
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dy beaches of Ohio. He relished those happy few memories and then was snapped back to reality. The alien egg had started to hatch. It was over now. 18 years of responsibility
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in front of me. That is what saved me from the blast when Joe threw the grenade. Vanya took it all. The blast left me almost deaf but I could still hear the splats of his flesh as
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Being Oraculans they had already known how the human collective would respond. So they were surprised when the human collective's response came with a postscript.
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Jethro lifted his arms and sniffed himself. "Oh no, I can't smell Granny's Medicinal lotion. I smell like a shanty town whore Uncle Jeb!" Jeb was not about to let Jethro get to his
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able to get closer due to the sumo wrestler sitting between them. When he got in a large part of the hot tub water overflowed. He's not wearing his mawashi either. The two bro's
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a burning stick from the campfire and held it to keep the crazy Rani at bay. "How did you escape the bear trap?" Kike asked Rani incredulously. "Well,I'm not a bear." Rani replied.
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shouted back, "Well it depends on what type of tongue you have. A tiger can probably get to the center in 5 licks, on account of their sandpaper-like tongue." My tootsie roll
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wouldn't make a difference with Jimmy no matter how spectacular they were. She had to ask. "Who did your breast augmentation, son?" Justin had been waiting for her to ask. A smile
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we turned the steam down." I gave him one of my piercing glances. "Thank you so much for reminding me this is Hell. I keep forgetting. Everything so far has been perfect." He might
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After that I made my way to the bar on New York. I know it has a real name like Mitch's Place or something like that. There's no sign or anything telling you it is a bar. A short
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A past me sent me a message to meet a future me now. I didn't see me anywhere. Perhaps one of me was late. The past me might've garbled the message. I waited through a lot of futur