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You know me as Peking Man. I was not from Peking. I was from Pictland. How my bones ended up in "Peking" is a long bittersweet horror to live through but a pleasure to recount. I
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Just when I thought it was safe to get back into the thought I thought of this and here we are. I'm trying to run the clock out on the moment but can't tell when it is done with me
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I lost my way after the 2nd suicide attempt. I had to live a life that I hadn't expected to last this long. I'd given all my stuff away. I was on the wrong side some burnt bridges.
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The rub here, though, is that "if". Why did I have to give nothing that out by handing her off with that doubt? You can't give nothing an if and expect her to resist. She'd insist.
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e wildly shouted, “Turn off the lights, strip out of that waitress costume, and come fondle me under the espresso machine!” Marla didn’t bat an eye as she batted both of his eyes.
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I used to think that anybody could do this job. I mean anybody. I've since learned that it takes a special kind to want to avert the eschaton every day in & day out. The benefits?
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Hrengor was delighted to serve the Arcturian Spider Crystals at his Node 53 smoothie bar. Didn't know they got around. But when they asked if it was true Beholders never sleep, he
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allow him to, more like tolerate, but still I tolerate his cheek because I’m a calm soul, which is why my soul is not under the board with Aunt Janessa. Don’t you dare look away!”
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The sub broke his cue stick against the blackboard. "Pay attention! For I will teach you the arcane knowledge that you need to survive in this world of ignorant, vicious fools. Why
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his phone rang. It was Derek, the foxy barista from the campus Charbucks. Wow! but the timing. "Hey, bud. Love to talk but I have a swirling teal gas giant situation. Talk later?"
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The Cossack's russet horse snickered and they shared a look, perhaps some private joke. "I'm sorry, sir, but we haven't any such hotdog establishments round these parts. You'd have
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to end all folds. "But nay," she told herself, "one must allow for alien divagations and downstream meanderings." She retorted to herself, "Hell, no. This fold ends now. The end."
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By a roundabout way, Kevin Bock ended up working in the White House for the Department of Extra-Terrestrial Affairs. He was in charge of Hush Money Accounts. Plutonian pornstars in
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By the time of the robot apocalypse there were very few humans left. Humanity had been supplanted by Jeeves and the like. Allowing robots to vote had been the death knell for rules
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Through every circuit of my body. That was the plan. At least, it was the plan when it was just on paper. When she got onsite the situation had changed. It had become more "fluid".
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He hadn't cottoned to anything in a long time, let alone that name. It sounded so foreign now; so Other. Was he still certified on the Musk Invader? Was he kidding? That shit runs
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Ted decided to created a character named Theodora who wrote about a character named Trent. Ted decided Theodora hated Trent because he had manipulated her into creating him. Trent,
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is convinced that they are Buzz Aldrin and responsible for the fourth act of a television drama based on the exploits of a Pony Express rider during an Indian uprising in Nebraska.
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I was a curmudgeon when being a curmudgeon wasn’t cool. I’m not sure of any of it. Half domes weren’t the issue keeping her awake.
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I get no respect: When I walk down the hall, the cat strolls in front of me and stops. If I march around him, he whips me back with his tail; if I step over him, he growls hisses