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This killing of joy of yours is getting old. is getting old. so old. Your cold lips accuse me with silence. Your eyes won't look away. The coins won't stop them from looking. Awake
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which served as a beacon of what the human spirit was capable of given the proper space. It was sadly completely destroyed by the worst aspects of the human spirit in turn. Disney
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Sitting at the bus stop all day can tell you a lot about the human condition. Take for example this couple that are getting off the Crosstown Express. You'd never guess they were a
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A gaggle of teenage girls turned in anguish to have their half nakedness exposed by his throwing the doors open in such a chevalier manner. A banner behind read Yashica Girl Tryout
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Archmage Pcyiichiis harrumphed at this point in the telling. His views on why they waited until then to seek the prophesied One were well known. The abbot continued unabated. Quest
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If she is as cute as a doll and the doll in view is a Raggedy Ann, pick your next words carefully. When you turn your head the next doll you see is a troll. Then that doll moves.
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What is so cute about a button? What do they mean when they say she is cute as a doll? Fake and mass produced? How come I've never seen Voodoo Priestess Barbie? Dominatrix Barbie.
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Cecil was the kind of baby that if you took his nose he took your soul; that kind. Unfortuanately, he was cute as a button and left a wake of soulless behind him. He had to carry a
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feinted to the darkside but Adam West Batman danced the Batdance and I felt like Alice's Vic Tayback in a Quinn Martin Production. I reached for my Remington Steele but he was out.
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Leaving the clubs alone for one night turned out to be a big mistake. When I went back the next night I was persona non grata at all of my regular haunts. Nobody deigned to explain
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Being high on accomplishment she surveyed her demesne. She noted unfairness in how her world was setup. Why should one go hungry while another should have surplus food spoil? She
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(un)fatal error and hit "fold a random story"! The zombies stared in horror at the tiny box on the screen. It said something other than "BRAINS"! They didn't know what to type in
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"Oh, you know, Rip Torn, Gloria Vanderbilt, Grumpy Cat," he began. "But they're all dead now!" I yelped as I snatched the autograph book from his hands. The book was hot in my hand
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If you can hand-wash it, that would save me on dry-cleaning bills," Cthulhu told him, "If not, you shall die." Of course, it shrank, but the boy tried to convince Cthulhu that he
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the alarm clock telling her that playtime with serial killers was over. She was miffed that the real world had to intrude again and ruin her good time. She had dispatched 3 by 9AM.
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não falam a língua portuguesa, mas entendem que o inverno fede; eles carregaram o trailer e foram para a Califórnia. No caminho, eles pegaram duas caronas femininas nuas.
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"Do you have a magic sword? Cool psychic powers? Are you on the run from a usurper uncle? Where's your spaceship? I wanna know about what Mars is like, Aya!" asked Takeru.
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"We'll stop you!" Shouted the group of 4. "Fire, Water, Wind and Earth! Element Heroes will stop you in the name of justice!" The monster took a short step back, weighing options.
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"Finally, I can release the seal! Changeman, grow in size and defeat the giant monster!" The teenager pressed a button on his belt and grew to enormous size, glowing silver and red
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"You'll go no further, for the Vermillion Emperor is here to stop you!" Shouted the masked hero, holding his Rubrum Sword. "Release the innocent girl immediately or be burned!"