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"Crud! The network connection is getting fuzzy, which is weakening Hackman!" Shouted the teenager sitting at his computer. "If we need to power him up, we need a direct connection!
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Life was easy for Ranger Bob at the Turgid Stoat Sanctuary - so long as he kept the stoats well-fed and turgid and the visitors from the park from feeding them after midnight,
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Child of Man." The young boy went home with the lamp hidden beneath his prayer rug. When he got home he heard his mother berating his older brother for peeing the bed. The genie
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You would think that after 200 years living among us the aliens would have understood a mama joke. You mama mates out of season didn't sound all that bad. They sure didn't like it.
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than what we need in this situation. If only we had a true prince of thieves in our midst. Such a man could truly be forgiven for his crimes were he to do this service for the king
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turned into a turnip and ran for the back door. He got julienned by the ninja food processor. Radish turned redder and dove at a celery stalk. "Geronimo!" The cobblers entered the
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Punctuating the crispness of the layering by how smooth the transitions compiled was so last decade but she loved her anyway. Besides, she had the health insurance plan. PlanB not
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The new queen of Mars, Tina Laguna, never considered herself a fashion horse but she did feel like an ass when she saw what her Martians were donning in trying to emulate her style
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She used the leylines to travel to places like this to bask in the confluence from 17 chthonic streams energy. The Time-Between-Times told her nothing she didn't already know or
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the glass left by a passing bird which obscured any view I may have had of Abigail's naked mother, and I was wondering how I might clean it off. But Abigail didn't believe me. She
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How that pig managed to load and fire a gun, I'll never know, but then again, now that I have been shot dead in the head, there is little that makes sense to me now. As a ghost, I
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One day Brian realized that his cousin Aubrey knew too much. Somehow he had let his guard down and told her too much. She would notice the signs he told her there would be.
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The day after the blizzard she pried the door open. There was a dead frozen woman pressed up against the screen door. Inside her coat a sobbing baby was missing her heat. Tai took
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But Aunt Clarissa had only brought one rock to swap a baby out with. The empty crib should have set off alarms but it didn't. Chugly was never missed. Nobody came looking for him.
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Most likely, when the lights went out, my Uncle Kevin forgot which of the two babies he was supposed to snatch. Left or right? He took both just to make sure he got the correct one
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Any picture or video of me that exists also has Chugly in it. I think my parents just came home with an extra baby that the hospital never missed. That was Chugly. We had the same
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Chugly grew up with me. I never questioned his presence. Nobody did. Then one day, I was about twenty and I asked my father who Chugly was. "Don't know. Thought he came with you."
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The fact that the dead president had come at them on a warship scared the bejejus out of them and the hadn't had an bejesus in them in the first place. There it was being trucked
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The viral video deepfake that had Abraham Lincoln being on Big Mo when the Japanese surrended at the Alamo is how millions of kids will remember Abe thanks to You_Boob87@yahoo.nope
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Let me start off that I am a woman who is mad, not a madwoman. We will have Susan Anton on the twenty dollar bill of we'll know why not. Stock archive images of Susan Anton appear.