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Cousin Justin confided, "About this eclipse on the 26th conjunct Jupiter. I have Capricorn rising and natal Saturn on that fourth degree. What does this mean for me and humanity?"
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will win every race, be king of the mountain, top of the heap- but at what cost? Why, you're in luck, because this week only you can get your own bottle of L'eau de Travail at half
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with new lemon Pledge and poked it into my gums. The lemon made my blood taste like steak sauce and I but I didn't flinch. As the anesthesia took effect, I heard Dr. Krapschudte
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Out of the corner of my eye I spotted a UFO discharging its cargo of alien animals into the creek. "You're the only one who can save us, Miss Ann!" I yelped as I pushed her toward
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Peter stared down at all those bullets that his buttcheek had collapsed, lying like quarters spent all over the pavement. His arse was sore, but at least Gramps was still alive.
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So at the risk of ending her hereditary line, she sold her family jewels and bought a condo in Miami. Everyone there was too old for hanky-panky, anyway. The weather was nice, but
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Just before they departed, Mo leaned down to give me kiss goodbye. I didn't like the color of a bit my shit that was on the tip of Mo's nose. I was getting worse. Lying doctors all
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It felt like an epiphany if she believed in them. The reason she isolated herself was so that she didn't have to contend with somebody else's needs or wants. Her plate was full.
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I felt/heard/smelled a plunk around/within me. Somehow I knew that was the underpinnings of reality cracking. I panicked. What if my artwork & I should end up in different worlds?!
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It was the confounded alarm waking him to sally forth to compile actuary tables for middle aged tax accountants who came from bent families and prospered with leprosy. Tony, Peter,
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I led my mind here like an amazing horse might. I didn't ask it its wishes, I had none to fill them with. We had yet to clear the ground when a purpose turned up missing. "Where is
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When you got to the sink to brush your teeth as instructed to by your wife, you almost didn't recognize yourself in the mirror. Your reflection was only sporting one wide tooth.
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She remembered that strange phone call she got in her dorm room 28 years ago. "The gummies didn't kill me." in a voice she now recognized was his. The SOB had done it! He'd communi
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That, in the end, was what killed our friendship. Beards. Bearded clams especially. Nobody kept those anymore. After what happened at the Cape of Hopefully Adequate Just This Once,
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, Olivia Newton John, whatever her name was that wasn't Terpsichore. She warmed them in her ankle warmers. What primate wouldn't like me after that? The ankle warmed bananas were
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eared corporations come to fruition quicker than you would think. Rubert didn't mention it at the time but he now remembers seeing the hex on the side of the barn. Which explains
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Suddenly Marvin stiffened in front of me. His eyes were dilated. His pupils were deep going deeper black and ringed in a blood red. "Roses are Russian, Violets from China: ACTIVE."
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Arwen Fever hit many human males upon meeting their first elven female. Technically, Ile, wasn't a female yet. She still had 3 days left in her Nactur Phase. It was unlikely, this
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I didn't know that a man could be a banshee. I always seemed to see them as being a woman exclusive. I took a look at my views about the lubber kin, and hobgoblins as well. Bias
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My cousin Eli came back from the war a bit lacking. He can only do one thing at a time. Last night he walked in while the restaurant was being shook down. He turned into Banshee.