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There it was again. A plink or plonk noise coming from another room. I didn't have anything that plinked or plonked in my house. I went around trying to figure out what it might be
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serving them Royale with Cheese or grooming their cats or whatever. They only wanted to see us freaks ghettoized in the circus or in Congress. Next, I tried doing tattoos. I kept
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Conrad thought it was odd that the only person that they couldn't use was the only one coming up as the one to use. Tech insisted the parameters were not to be adjusted. That shut
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There is a bit of violence. A lot of it to be honest. But not enough to get me aroused anymore. I have the peasants cleared away to a lottery where the winner gets to live another
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Too often I hear people say that they lost their virginity when in fact they've only misplaced it. They mistakenly think that some physical act deprives them of it. For some, that
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there's too many of you crying. Now, put down the tennis rackets, you're ruining my recording session! Mercy, mercy me..." sighed Marvin Gaye as he rewound the tape. This was costi
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In the cellar, water seeping from the stone and mud walls, the light dimmer than a Trump supporter at a congressional hearing on Climate Change, they planned a coup de grâce.
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Bernice, who had absolutely no talent whatsoever, but knew Diana Ross, and that was enough. So Bernice took the NEW Supremes on the road, where they were promptly run over by a
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I am, or my name isn't Jesus Christ Walter." "You aren't, I am." "I can't keep track of who is talking, so maybe we both are." "I know I am, but who are you?" With that, both Jesus
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You can’t erase history. You can ignore it, distort it, and pretend that it’s fake, but we who lived through it know the truth. Something bad was brewing; hatred was in the air.
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Don Vito, grazie per non avermi fatto esplodere il cervello. Sai, ho paura di farmi castrare. Don Vito looked puzzled. Say what you have to say in English. I don’t speak Eye Talon.
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Smokey Robinson’s mom told him to shop around. Dion likes to wander, alone, away from runaround Sue. I heard it through the grapevine. Mercy, mercy, mercy, Marvin.
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The trouble with laughter is how you grasp it. If you’re looking for laughs, but don’t get any, you feel self-conscious. If you’re trying to be serious, but people laugh, you feel
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I fell asleep. When I woke up. Down there I lie, among the muck. And so I rose, and she rose too. My southern belle. My Lucie Lou. Now don’t you dare. Now don’t you say. Her dyed
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but this is not that time. That time was then. This time is NOW. Nevertheless, I took my Scartail Estates up the freight elevator which was on the wrong end from my apartment. Cage
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Jiru sento Jon wa watashi o on ni shimasu. I wrote sayings for t-shirts to be sold in Japan. Jill St. John turns me on. Silicone has many uses. I sucked, so I made no money.
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at the Santa Rosita State park. A bunch of mad treasure hunters dug up Gerald's body but didn't have time to pay heed. They had a dead man's treasure to find. Meanwhile, the kids
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After a long while, I started to wonder if the old guy on the bench might be dead. But then two dark spots appeared on his newspaper and it burst into flames. He stood and said,
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Sven had been through so much he wasn't sure who he was. Maybe that's just how it is now. Personal and cultural overchoice or something. Blasted was no help. He had problems of his
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Vasya called his friend Jiko. "Let's go to the woods." Jiko asked, "Is the fever gone?" Vas said, "Za! Plus I tried it a little in my room. But I can fly higher." Discount upgrades