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For stretches the Kraken would enjoy the fineries of his topside empire and even some of the disposable humans under his tutelage. But then the joys of the deep would call and he
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realized, was just her mind's representation of a cellaphanous reality made of wintry rumors. Helen considered going back on her meds, but the damask patterns that caressed every
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Marta knew a certain onion contained troubling revelations about her mentor, Baba Zhelezna. The onion lay silent yet potent on the scrying board. Marta consulted an ephemeris to de
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She was a cosmic glowworm. I was angel dust. We made it happen. Sorry about that, Dyson Beta. Our children filled the vacuums between galaxies with their laughter and their tears.
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Then I remembered about the Space Goat that was eating stars. Planets too if they were big enough. Stupid Golgofringians. That isn't fair. It was only #1 who thought that real.
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Your energy needs skyrocket with each new find. Who are we kidding? They are not finds. They are revelations. Written on a rock they called Patmos. I see Prometheus ala le David.
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It ruins my day when I miss it. I try to do the stiff upper lip. I can last in short bursts. Which is to say, I can't. No burst is ever short enough. Then a breath with each burst.
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I want to say it is the opposite of a baby and permanence with me. Once the thing is there it stays there no matter how many times I have to step over or around it. I miss it if is
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Would that someone were to rid me of the this bothersome cleric without me having to tell them to do so. Initiative alone is what is lacking. Imagine the rewards. An ambassadorship
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"Ain't not thing but a thang," sang Wang when she rang Chang. Who was visiting Orange Man when he ran a marathon because he felt put upon. After 10 feet his little hands splayed
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Do you know why Chinese are not popular with cannibals? It starts out on a B# note in 7/9 time. I 1st heard it at my funeral. It was the only thing to notice I was dead. I hadn't.
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That or the Alzheimer's were the odds on favorites. I put my money on the haggard looking woman in the pink parka by the door. Something about her lazy eye gave it away. Pretending
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walked in. "Oh my god- who knocked down the Christmas tree? Spot? Was it you?" Spot tried to convey that it was not him, but the fury snot animals that had done it, but his face
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Shagbark has been known to shrink basketballs down into golf balls, but also causes inversion of the banana, ahem, if you know what I mean. I would suggest oil of tea tree, but
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I decided to make FoldingStory the padded walls I didn't have. Maybe I would never have them. So I started writing my Treatise of a Moment. I started in the corner near the ceiling
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As some of you can tell. I went off the reservation again. I stopped doing the rituals, the asanas. The kundalini can have my root chakra while it still lingers. It transitions on
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face of Brian Dennehy which appeared on my kneecap shortly after the radiation from Armageddon Tuesday at the International House of Pancakes
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The uniform moved the barrier to let Det. Manatee through. "Ok J, what have we got." Det. J stood and before turning around to face him, pointed down. "We've got a real pickle."
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I submit to you, good Ladies and Sirs, that whatever Rick Sanchez turned himself into it wasn't a pickle. As exhibit A, I draw your attention to the definition of a pickle. At no
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corner and demanded I tell them which goat was the GOAT. "You two are the only goats I know," I didn't lie. That mollified them for a while. Today, Snowflake was kidding with Socks